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Retard Science Experiment - The Holy Grail of Cum

August 9, 2021

What's up retards? You guys doing well in here? I figured this place gives me so much entertainment it's time to give back to the community with hard, long data once again. Previous science experiments have yielded retarded results, I expect this one to perform the same. The difference this time is that the control subject is not a retard, but ME. But since I'm posting to /r/askmrp.... I guess that makes me a retard wanting to play in the retard playpen.

In order for me to run this experiment I needed some retarded sexual strategy to test and the methods to test it must be like an autist retard would.

Plus, I really DNGAF because I can recover from any retarded shit damage I cause unlike you fucktards, so...

Let's begin.

The Holy Grail of Cum Science Experiment

I recently came across the Holy Grail of Cum (thanks /u/tyred_biggums) supplement stack. It was on the internet and had a lot of upvotes. For sure it's legit. Do you think this will make my cum more powerful like Chad McThundercock's massive loads he shoots on your wives? Do you think if I shot bigger loads I'd be more attractive to my wife? What other questions can I ask in other people's frame?

So here's the retarded cum-buckets formula:

  • L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
  • Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
  • Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
  • Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

I went to amazon and ordered it all right away. I began day #1 taking the recommended doses, but the man in that post said he leaked pre-cum like a faucet after 5 weeks. So I doubled the doses. All of them.

But here's where the science experiment gets cool: What happens if I don't initiate sex while building up this high performing sweatshop hours semen factory she can smell? What if I don't turn down her need to suck on my dick sometimes, but I don't bust a nut for as long as I can go? Will she love me more? What if I go full autist DNGAF - just STFU and LIFT - and take my cum pills - what will happen? Surely she'll get some dread and think I'm fucking other women. That always works, right?

Well guys, it's been 6 days. I haven't cum in 6 long days and managed to ward off the evil dick witch from busting my nut. This morning I had to pull an Al Copone and evade her blowjob tax by rolling over and pretending to want more sleep. Last night she fell asleep accidently with my dick in her hands.

Wife is generally walking around the house looking defeated and mopey

My general side effects: Weird and strong desires to go day-game HARD. Lots of success already if I wanted it. Dreaming about a sea of imaginary pussy and mentally masturbating to it hard. I'm about ready to bust out a gooey mile-long bullet from my dick and my balls are swollen a bit.

/u/Praexology calls me Hollow Point Horns because he thinks I'm gonna put a hole in the back of her head.

Will report back science experiment data as it intensifies.

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Title Retard Science Experiment - The Holy Grail of Cum
Author HornsOfApathy
Upvotes 43
Comments 24
Date August 9, 2021 2:22 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit /r/askMRP
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[–]i-am-the-prize 9 points10 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

fuck, i guess i'm retarded too.

my current stack does include: L-Arginine and Zinc among many others...

and my amazon history does show: Pygeum, and Lecithin, but not for a year - thanks for reminding me to put those back in. Full-retard-engaged.

When I began doing kegels, pelvic floor exercises with the PFE app 3 yrs ago and along with better circulation/health and I guess these magic pills, I have shot impressive ropes for a while now.... Feelsgoodman.jpg

And I fuck for me, but NGL, chicks-dig-ropes, not just Uncle-V's ropes - she pretends to be grossed out by the rope from bellybutton to neck, but her body language belies her words...

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link


How many fathoms do you think it takes for it to be Chad-level?

[–]i-am-the-prize 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

that's the tough part about being Chad. when you're 6'4" everything else looks proportionally smaller.... so "bigger than a baby's arm" could apply here:

"is your rope longer than your arm? congrats GigaChad, you've arrived"

one of my highschool bros, who I'm still friends with, used to shoot the ceiling when he beat off, it was madness, to visit his room as 15 yr olds and laugh at the stalagtites. WTF. his mom thought they had a spider infestation.

in college he got a rep for the "geyser" effect and got him some play, it was truly the 8th wonder of the world. we went to formals on a quintuple date and his girl had crusty highlights in her hair before the dance and we could not stop laughing all night.

i love being a dude

[–]EmirSc 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Can you link the pelvic floor muscles app?

[–]i-am-the-prize 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

it's called PFEI at least on IOS.

[–]Mister___Sir 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Was looking for PFEI but couldn’t find it in the iOS App Store. Is this it?

[–]i-am-the-prize 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

yup, green checkmark

has a stealth mode which is nice for use in line at the bank and starbux

[–]WheelIntelligent1354 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Gorilla mind(goodlookingloser and moreplatesmoredates' supplement company) recently released it's own cum supplement if you'd be interested, featuring a bunch of the named ingredients.

[–]InevitableButSlow 8 points9 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Be careful with that much zinc, it could be very dangerous. At the very least, make sure you're taking enough copper. Zinc and copper must be balanced, and high zinc without copper is not safe.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for your concern but this is on the cutting edge of retard science. We know what we are doing.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret 11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Can he use a copper butt plug to supplement?

[–]InevitableButSlow 8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Yes, but he has to eat it.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret 11 points12 points  (2 children) | Copy Link


[–]Tyred_BiggumsDon't let these gypsy women fool you 7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

That comes after eating it.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So does OP

[–]Witty_Replacement756 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So I have been taking this for about 3 months (without the zinc, add a mens multi vitamin) and holy fuck.... when i get hard i leak precum like a leaky faucet and its literally everywhere... I did add Bromelein (sp?) to this because apparently it makes the cum taste good (wife concurs). When I cum, i now shoot with authority and force like never before. Good luck to you on your journey...

TL/DR: it works...really well...

[–]InChargeManRed Beret 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If it is true science you need a control group. Low quality study.

[–]God_I_Love_Men 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Add yohimbine hcl to this and your balls will literally explode

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Make sure it’s sunflower lecithin and not soy. I also added to this stack: celery seed, bromlean (taste)

[–]BigBoiBahmani 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hey HOA do tell if the quantity of your ejaculate increased during atleast a week of daily fucking. Thank you for your experiment.

[–]UnlimitedEgo 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

How about timing? Do you take these in the morning? Pre workout? Empty stomach?

[–]i-am-the-prize 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

unless specified otherwise, most supplements are better absorbed when consumed with some fat as well, so with real whole foods. zinc and some magnesium are potential sleep aids, so i have them in my PM pack, the others I do earlier in the day.

[–]UnlimitedEgo 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Knew I felt a bit sleepier than normal taking the Zinc around lunch.

[–]EndGameHS 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hcg help?

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