Long-time lurker.
I'm MRP-aware.
I stumbled into MRP five years ago when I linked from a dead bedrooms post I'd submitted; it was to a post in MRP. My eyes were opened and I knew I was on the right path.
Four years ago things were going south again so I read another article and they got better. I was sure I'd found the right place. MRP builds men.
Fast forward a year and my wife was being a total bitch. "Do this, do that" she'd say, "take out the trash, and clean the floors." When I asked for sex, she'd say "no."
Two years ago I decided to get serious so I looked into nearby gyms.
For the last year I've been focusing on how I can be a better husband. I'm still looking for the right place to lift, and I know I need a badass place rather than some dumbass newbie gym, lol.
I'm in the mindset and it's so obvious I have the frame now. My SBV is a good 9 while hers isn't even that high.
So one of my presents this year was so awesome - sex toys! It had never happened before. Some little thing I put on my thing and some stuff she wears and some anal stuff - like what that one crazy dude writes about here.
It said, "Let's have some sexy times, baby. You are the hot rod whose hot rod I dream of. I want it tonight, Frank."
But my name isn't frank.
Should I be worried?
She told me it was a simple mistake, that those gifts were from my sister who meant to put them in her husband's stocking. His name is Tom.
I asked my sister.
"Fuck no, dumbass, your whore wife is fucking everyone in town, including Frank. Get your head out of your stupid ass."
But then again, her husband once said that "she'll never like anyone I marry." Plus, she's a dumbass and he's a tool, what do they know, lol.
So, should I be worried?
I've been MRP-aware for a while now, I"ve done all the work, and my STP is sky rocketing. She's a fucking stupid bitch anyway, she's probably just feeling insecure with all my changes.
I'm a unicorn you know.
But, should I be worried?
*Edit: Give me some upvotes dicks. I'm pouring my heart out here. *
*Edit 2: All these years I thought the mods set the "victim puke" - holy hell! *
*Edit 3: My wife had been talking about an "open marriage" or that she was "poly amorous" for a while but I wasn't really paying attention. Since the week of 12/25 to 12/31 is generally my "MRP week" I searched it up. Fuck. She's serious about this shit. Goddamnit. Guys you gotta help me. What should I do? Does she need more comfort? *
*Edit 4: Fuck, the Google Slate sucks. *
*Edit 5: Are you fucking kidding me? She says she wants a girls night out on new years and I'm supposed to watch our kid... AND... I'm supposed to paint the basement... AND... she says I need to get a gym membership. Fucking reverse psychology bullshit, bitch. *
*Edit 6: Her father called me and left me a voicemail and said "son-in-law, you're a sixth son to me, even if you're not the bread of my loins (WTF?). But, it's important you call me immediately. I undertand you two are struggling and it's best that I get this off my chest." - What's that douchebag talking about? Any ideas? *
*Edit 7: Fuck al this Google Slate is irritating. Figure, the bitch gave it to me for Christmas. Whore. I'm gonna find some bitches and get laid. *
*Edit 8: tre7e bit3ch. *
*Edit 9: Bitches, ttis., tcucking, godtnmnit, bitcnnes, wore. *
*Edit 10: worweyroie Bitch weryweo Whore sdfoiwerhwew weioiwrhf Whiskey wroiuwjwe wer testosterone rowiwer werourur wouer wouerer pink dumbells twreooowht thoe thehy zumba ttjeuw iryoubswehe thow prostitute. *
*Edit 11: Theiiiswh fwwwh babysitter aweu weour seht smiled at me saswey whe imnlove. *
Edit 12: Damn, I fell asleep. My head is killing me. Christ, I drank too much. Hah. Fucking bitches. No better way to show 'em you don't give a damn than to drink yourself to death, lol. Fuck, I don't even know where my wife is. My father-in-law is bugging the shit out of me. Dick. Where are my kids? Babysitter's gone, too, said I "reminded her of Jeffrey Dahmer," lol, whore. Fucking women, they're all the same.
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