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Tell me about the shit tests you've seen in marriage. How'd you respond (correct/incorrect)?

December 14, 2016
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I've read through a lot of stuff on shit tests and how to respond, but I'm not sure I can spot them and respond correctly when my WIFE is the one giving the shit tests.

 

For example, my wife isn't going to say "I'll bet you use that line on all the girls" (one of the examples that gets repeated in a lot of the posts on shit testing).

 

In school I found that the best way to learn was to take practice tests (something born out in a recent "Science" article). So... Tell me about the shit tests that you have gotten in your marriage. How did you respond? What was her reaction? If you don't think you "passed," what would you do differently in the future?

 

If people want to weigh in with "better" responses or to discuss whether something was/was not a shit test, great.

Thanks!

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Title Tell me about the shit tests you've seen in marriage. How'd you respond (correct/incorrect)?
Author RedPillQuest
Upvotes 4
Comments 24
Date December 14, 2016 8:45 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit /r/askMRP
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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

you = shittest

I = comfort test.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy Link

It's like this has been written before.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

Could you point to the one super secret place we spelled it out ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

I said Super Secret!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

FUCK

Well, secret is out, looks like shit tests will be passed by all. Merry Happy Kwanzaa

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

/TFA blog

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Anything that is rude or condescending should be met with silence.

Most fetch quests should be denied.

If she asks you if you'd rather do this or that, pick one and stick to it.

Don't ask her opinion or permission for everything you do.

You're still learning the basics, if you are in doubt just be quiet.

Look at the old "own your shit weekly" threads in the married red pill sub. lots of examples of what not to do.

Read TheFamilyAlpha blog, rollo tomassi blog, etc

[–]redearththeory3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

This is the most concise guide I've found.

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yes. I agree. This was probably the best one I'd read. Just not a lot of examples for married guys... Not that he should have... The article was great.

[–]redearththeory2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The concepts are exactly the same

Pickup examples from the article.

– “Aww, are you upset?!”

– “Buy me a drink!!”

– “Can we be -just friends?-“

– “Hold my bag for me!” or “Will you go and get me a coffee?”

Wife examples

– “Aww, are you upset?!”

– “Buy me jewelery for christmas!!”

– “You shouldn't really expect any sex at this point in our marriage?-“

– “Load the dishwasher!” or “Will you go and get me a coffee?”

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Paraphrasing Back to the Future, where we're going we don't need words.

Whiny/bitchy/commanding voice = shit test

Quiet/demure/cute/pleading/girly voice = comfort test

[–]ParadoxThatDrivesUs1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Like the song says, "Shit tests flowing everywhere like rain into a paper cup. . ." Might as well count grains of sand on the beach.

[–]BobbyPeru1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Start with mastering STFU and not DEERing. Then, work on AA, AM, and fogging

[–]midlifedick1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

To pass shit tests in marriage, ignore or make a joke out of everything she says after "I do".

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Laugh at her.

Smirk at yourself.

It's all bullshit.

All you ever need to know.

[–]drty_prRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

right here OP

*edit: all the edits were me figuring out a new format to do this

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Searxh for them yourself you lazy fuck

[–]RedPillQuest[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It's true, I am a lazy fuck--I'll work on that. But I don't understand. What makes me a lazy fuck in this case? The part where I recognize that I've been a beta all my life and start doing everything I can to improve myself, where I read up on and still don't fully understand something, or where I notice that it's not covered in the sidebar and think it would be cool to put a list of shit tests together that people can learn from?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The part where theres a year of ows posts that detail shit tests

[–]blue_to_red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

The part where you want someone else to create a list of shit tests and responses for you.

[–]RedPillQuest[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

;-)

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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