Woke up this morning, sat outside and drank my coffee. As I'm browsing through my email I get an alert, "PMS is coming soon..."

Nope, not from my wife, from my Clue app. A month back I decided that MMSL had a good point, that my behavior and persistence in the bedroom needs to be escalated around her cycle. So last month when she hit the rag, I plugged it in the app rather than just keeping track in my head. Didn't have to harass to know when she was off, the app told me. Instead of coming off needy and desperate for sex, i had a game plan to get what i wanted, without concerning myself with the no, based off what i know about her flow. So the Week after the rag, full of sex, week after that I amped it up to twice a day, she was in her window. This week, toned it down a bit as the window is closing, and as of this morning I've been automatically warned of the coming storm and I've got an actual notification telling me that I need to knock out a few rounds while I can before she starts gettin grumpy and turning down.

It seems creepy. And simple. But simply installing this app has given me a damn field manual for my wife, when to play hard, push for some nudes when I'm workin and of course, when to dial it back a bit based on her cycle.

For me, this has been a major help in keeping myself from getting butt hurt should I get a hard no. It makes me look back several months to my attempts to get what I want, not even bothering to think about the spot she's in, just gettin butt hurt that I wasn't getting any.

So seriously, install the app, makes it easy to manage my wife's mood like I would a project at work.