Would love to hear thoughts on this.
Sent her to bed early. With a 3m old, she's exhausted. Gave her a good ass grab and squeeze... didn't get swatted away, orange light.
Few minutes later walked in doing the helicopter like a big cheesy asshole and started rubbing it on her nipples. She said 'get on top of me' (which equals I'm going to lay here like a starfish) I started rubbing harder and said 'nah I think I'm just gunna cum all over you boobs' and she grizzled and covered up.
I rolled her on her side, slapped her ass and said 'your loss' and went back to my meal prep.
I know I didn't handle it badly, and I'm sure if I just climbed on top of her I would of lost frame because starfish is a massive turn off for me. But could I have handled it better? How do you A&A having sex with a warm corpse? (She's not always but the 'you should get on top' line is a garuntee)
Edit: not nursing. Baby is bottle fed... Hormones are back. Period is like clockwork, she's a couple days from ovulation.
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