When OI got my balls drained [FR]

March 25, 2016

Hanging with the Mrs the other night and she is fucking looking stunning. Kids are sleep and she is wearing a short t shirt dress that is hugging in all the right places. Beta me would have been orbiting her ass like the earth around the sun. Decided to run some game instead to generate tingles cause I want to fuck. I killed my workout and had some free time and I decided I would give the wife some time and attention because she stepped up her clothing for the evening. (Reward positive behaviors)

Grabbed a movie, some snacks for both of us, sat at the far end of the couch and acted like she didn't exist. However, my eyes cannot stop taking in the legs and breast that were on display. (discreetly of course) I am fucking about to explode in a lustful rage but play it cool and reserved like I have my shit together. First 20 minutes of the movie go by and I am laughing and having the time of my life. I write and pick up details about the character development and predict where the story is going with vivid accuracy. "How do you know that?" she responds and then slides her body all the way to where i am.

Then shit gets interesting. She is resting her head on my shoulder, grabbing my arms and pressing her ass into me. Inside im thinking fuck this movie I want ass. Outside I play it cool trying to draw her in deeper by reserving my kino to very strategic touches of her legs, feet, and neck. Sexual tension is through the roof and I am about to lay out the plans for the evening. You do this, i do that, blah, blah, blah logistics.

I say fuck it. Caveman is whats in store for the evening. I scoop her ass up. Carry her upstairs while she giggles and throw her on the bed. I grab for her panties and while pulling them down her thigh i feel resistance. I look up and she is fucking holding them with two hands and says no not tonight. (Problem is, she is on the pill and they are running ads for shark week. That shit will be on in two days or less and I dont like my meat rare.)

I try to push through the light resistance but get a hard no and she asks if I am going to try to get in her pants every night. (Got a hard no the night before). I immediately say Hell no, the game will be on tomorrow night and bust out laughing.

This is where I felt the shift. Dick hard as cement I kiss her on the cheek, lay down on the bed and start to go to sleep. "Are you going to sleep?" she asks. Yeah got an early morning, I respond upbeat and energetic "Oh, well goodnight. "

She keeps chatting and trying to start conversations even though I'm trying to sleep.

Babe, I got to go to sleep. With a dgaf, shut the fuck up tone and Room goes silent for 15 minutes. I stay on my side of the bed and lay as comfortable as I can and think I may have been snoring loudly when...

I wake up with my dick being rubbed and eventually it ends up halfway down her throat. Beta bitch me would have pouted and cried when I got a hard no. New me said well fuck it it I have shit to do tomorrow fuck your mind games im going to sleep and got some high effort high energy ass.

OI works. (This took me weeks to do right. My fucking butthurt was so obvious a blind man could she that shit and describe it vividly to a sketch artist to identify me in a group of strangers.)

Oh and this is a pre-fuck you for all the assholes who will say I did it wrong. This shit was the most fun I had in weeks. However, your fucking advice is welcome and appreciated.

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Title When OI got my balls drained [FR]
Author jumpingshitstorms
Upvotes 6
Comments 16
Date March 25, 2016 8:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

my eyes cannot stop taking in the legs and breast that were on display. (discreetly of course)

Discreetly? Really? Next time look at her openly and describe what you are going to do to her body. She noticed your painful furtive gestures and thought they were cute.

Have you read MMSL and basic wife seduction? OI is just one tool and I am not sure it is the best instrument to use in isolation, even though it is a critical tool. There are many more tools: Seduction, instigate, isolate, escalate, kino, sexual innuendo, to name a few.

So..Behold the Hamster in action. Once again we see how women deliberately use sexual denial like a cat torturing a mouse...because when the mouse just lays there and refuses to give the cat any pleasure in knowing how badly it is hurting....the cat decides that torturing the mouse is not fun. What is fun? Sex is fun. Maybe I should have sex. Yes, sex would be great. Why look at that! There is a guy right next to me in bed who would like to have sex with me. Amazing...it just...happened.

[–]jumpingshitstorms[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for the feedback. I had a track record of being clingy and touchy back in my beta days. My over aggressiveness and needy behaviors killed my wife's attraction for me so I had to reverse it by laying off on the creepy kino. MMSL offered some great tips which lead me to grab a movie I wanted to see, watch it in a different location (isolate), and I strategically laid on kino (instigate) and carried her up to bed (escalate). I'll keep tweaking my approaches and get more confident when the attraction returns. Doing my own thing and making myself a priority has given me the biggest personal and relationship satisfaction. Stopping the orbiting behaviors was kind of the next step and I see that disconnect is drawing her in more than anything else.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

i don't think the writing was hacky at all. You provided just the right amount of detail to move the narrative along and make it interesting. It really didn't require long passages of existential angst for illustration. Plus, you got laid. Winner.

[–]jumpingshitstorms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks. I was just fogging a troll. I wrote what I wanted to share.

[–]TheRedStoic0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link


Wife wants to fuck, so we do. Did I do it right?

Don't worry man. You fucked her, you're both happy. Don't worry if there's no negative signs, just keep improving.

And improve on second guessing yourself, this post didn't really have a reason to be. I'm not bashing you, I'm glad for you, though I don't understand the insecurity.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wouldn't be so hard, bluballing with a smile on your face isn't easy.

As his game improves, so will these situations

[–]jumpingshitstorms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just a field report on a practice used that was successful. Thought it might help someone going through a tough spot. I enjoyed reading others stories and decided to share a win of my own.

No insecurities here bro. Just trying to see if anyone had experienced something similar and used a different tactic with success.

[–]hibloodstevia-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This post reeks of insecurity and hacky writing.

[–]jumpingshitstorms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You're probably right, it is a hack writing job and may come off as insecure.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link


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