Wifes hamster is spinning

fuckmrp · 2018-06-27T04:37:22+00:00

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suprathepeg · 2018-06-27T04:10:14+00:00

Fuck they’re evil when it comes to hacking down your frame aren’t they?

MrChad_Thundercock · 2018-06-27T04:14:24+00:00

Your ~~wife’s~~ hamster is spinning

rocknrollchuck · 2018-06-27T04:28:15+00:00

Dude, you just need to STFU.

simbarlion · 2018-06-27T10:28:35+00:00

you could not have fucked that up more if you tried.

weakandsensitive · 2018-06-27T04:21:40+00:00

You should be ready to go if she threatens that.

Tonight I said, if I'm going to have an affair, it'll be because of lust, not love.

My wife's response was "awww you love me."

Have a spine man. Don't be afraid to state the obvious like it's obvious.

You should be adding so much value that she doesn't even want to think about losing you.

SteelSharpensSteel · 2018-06-27T10:24:12+00:00

This is why you need to STFU. You're not going to win a war of words. Plus you lack the frame to even have this discussion.

Rian_Stone · 2018-06-27T15:00:47+00:00

Next time, don't complain about being butthurt, and pay attention to what is going on. she isn't saying anything, her mouth is helping her brain process her feelings. Instead of giving her a direction to turn all that shit, you just defended yourself (making it real, good job)

This isn't a shit test or a comfort test. Both implies she wants to fuck you, I don't think she's considered you at all in this rambling rant, her feelings were first and foremost in her mind.

Pressure flip accusations of cheat, call any bluffs on divorce, dismiss the feelings as silly, but you see where they are coming from.

I did fall out and say what do you want? She said a better role model for my son

You are your only judge, not her. Stop giving her the gavel. Also, be a good role model for your son. Last thing we need is another aspie sperg posting on TRP about his 'theory'. Take this in, see if there's any merit, then act.

End of the day, what really happened here? A power game, and you lost.

Go over your conversation again. On a scale of her being better than/worse than you, and for you/against you, wher did she lay? I'll bet you see two things.

Her frame is being better than you and on your team. Your frame is worse than her, and on her team. Condescension and supplication. (Yes, I know the image in the link has a typeo here)

BobbyPeru · 2018-06-27T06:56:03+00:00

You fell into her trap perfectly. She couldn’t have scripted it better than what you said.

First offf, that was a trick question right off the bat. Don’t play with double edged swords.

ParaXilo · 2018-06-27T07:10:08+00:00

Sepean · 2018-06-27T07:11:06+00:00

she started with comfort test of do you like me? I said yes.

Sounds like a shit test. Even if it wasn't, there's no need to fall into betadom. "Yeah, you do that thing with your tongue"

Do you love me? I said yes. She said It doesn't feel that way. I played the valentines games but her response is idk and I tried to broken record(?) The help me show you I love you the way I do.

What is this, you're begging for help?

I did fall out and say what do you want? She said a better role model for my son. I was going to stfu but fell out of frame and told her she would not take him from me to which she replied I wouldn't take him from you but he would come with me if I left.

Don't fucking ask her what she wants. What she wants is described accurately in the sidebar, and you've got this shit completely backwards if you think you can make some agreement like "I do this for you and then you'll be my little sex kitten". She'll never agree to that, she'll never tell you what you need to do for that. She'll do the EXACT opposite, she'll give you instructions on how you can dry up her pussy and make her despise you.

I hugged her close and told her I'm just trying to be a better version of myself

This is a move that many hot men have used to turn girls on, never. You're trying to build your alpha, that's all you need to focus on. Stop trying for her approval or trying to calm her.

Girls have always complained that alphas are assholes. Don't worry about it. She's supposed to think you're an asshole. She's supposed to be furious at you.

ParaXilo · 2018-06-27T11:03:25+00:00

I'll add more in a bit once I clear my head.

Please dont. That was painful to read.

Persaeus · 2018-06-27T11:41:43+00:00

Edit she said I was a jerk before these past 6 weeks but I only rediscovered MRP maybe 4 weeks ago.

definitely the most retarded thing in this dumpster fire. it FEELZ like 6 weeks, more likely an enternity for her.

why can't you guys figure out how to properly boil a frog?

civilizedfrog · 2018-06-27T17:52:44+00:00

Isn't the question "Do you love me?" a shit test?

Title	Wifes hamster is spinning
Author	ParaXilo
Upvotes	4
Comments	51
Date	June 27, 2018 4:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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