Hey guys, here is my situation, any help or insight will be appreciated. Background, me and my girl are mid to late 20s, and everyone else involved is in the same age range. We've been together for 8 years, living together for 3. I'm never getting married and she's cool with that.

My gf has a group of friends, and in that group is a "mother hen" type of girl. She has to decide the restaurant, the bar, the movie, shes loud and complains a lot..whatever. She is also a disgusting hambeast (easily 150 lbs overweight) with the most pathetic beta husband I've ever met. We'll all hang out and she won't let him come along, or will send him to run errands while we all hang out at the beach or in the hot tub. It's cringey. So thanks to the red pill, I've gotten great at keeping this hambeast in check and my gf and her friends have really noticed and enjoy the responses I have to her shit tests. My problem is that the hambeast is really gross. She talks alot about periods, and farts and what food she's eating and what kinds of farts she's cooking up, giant shits she takes...etc. She will literally lean over and fart on her husband, and make him smell them, she's just gross in general. I used to be grossed out and would leave or whatever or get offended but I've recently started using A&A, upping the gross factor in a cool funny way. The other girls love it but hambeast doesn't let up, she just keeps saying grosser stuff until it's not funny anymore and just awkward and I'm stuck at a point where if I say something grosser I will look like a try hard weirdo.

So here is where my problem lies, we all hung out last week and hambeast was talking about how she has diarrhea and how such and such food gives her the worst farts, meanwhile her man is sitting next to her speechless like an empty husk of a man. So on the ride home my gf starts talking about how she is jealous of how "open" hambeast and her husband are with each other, and she wishes we were more like that. Now, I'll admit that in the past I've been a little bitch about my gf farting. Obviously girls love it when guys fart because it displays that we don't give a fuck about them and I believe they are attracted to guys who do gross shit like that (within reason), but girl farts have always grossed me out. My gf's asshole is literally pointed directly at me almost every day, very close to my face and often times with my thumb shoved up it, my gf has never seen my asshole and probably never will, it's just different, I don't know. However, we live together now, everyone is human, the occasional fart used to gross me out but I'm coming around and understand that it's not a huge deal. However, the thought of my gf saying or doing the things that hambeast does is disgusting to me. I didn't really know what to say other than "uhh, I wouldn't date you if you were like her" and my gf got pissy and started going on about how we should be able to talk about anything and everything with me blah blah blah.

I wasn't sure how to respond so I just STFU until she got over it, but I know it will come up again, especially after we hang out with hambeast again. I'm thinking of just telling her honestly, "I don't want to hear about your periods and diarrhea then spend the rest of the night going down on you or with you bent over in front of me, it just kills the attraction", but I'm not sure if that's too much or to logical. And when she comes back with something about how happy and open hambeast and her husband are, I can't really tell her that this guy is actually a pathetic beta husk of a man with dead eyes and no real man would ever put up with this shit. Hambeast talks all the time about all the freaky kinky sex stuff they do but the thought of her in a sexual setting disgusts me.

Sorry for the rant but here are my questions:

How do I deal with hambeast talking about gross period and shit stuff? Like she'll go on gross rants about her period blood, then look me in the eyes and be like, "oh, cholomite, is this making you uncomfortable? Get over it were all human" my response now is usually something like "no, that's actually my fetish" but I'm running out of ideas and she does it so much I'll be repeating myself very soon, or she just keeps going with it until its beaten to death.

What should I tell my gf when she wants us to be as "open" as her friend? When she tells me how "happy and comfortable" they are with each other? If she has to fart that's cool but I'll never put up with a girl as gross as hambeast simply because I don't have to.

Final question, what are you guys thoughts on your girls farts or gross conversation topics? I'm looking for any info. Whether she's a new plate, LTR, live-in gf, wife...whatever. what is acceptable and what is too much? Am I just being a giant pussy about all this? I want my gf to feel comfortable around me, but I'll never let her treat me the way her friend treats her husband. I'm just curious as to what you guys think so I'll know where I stand on all this.

Any feedback is appreciated, thanks.