A) HB5, 10+ years younger, works at my mechanic’s shop as an assistant, and one of her duties is driving people from the shop to their places. Months after the first trip, she remembers where I live when I next bring my car in.

B) HB8 11 years younger works at the gym, where I make a bi-weekly appearance to lit weights and am the hardest going 4:30AM motherfucker in the gym. One day as I enter she says “I’ll check you in.” I say “you know my name?” she says “yes,” while making eye contact. I fucking love this one but she has a man, rides dirt bikes, and listens to stupid music.