Me and my friends went out to the bars one night had a great time yada yada yada...we’re walking back & an old friend of mine catches up and is trying to beg me for s ride home I told him I didn’t have any room but I’d help him call an Uber if need be. He kept on and kept following. So There was a porta potty and I had to take a piss...my friends were joking around saying they were going to tip it over I just looked at them & said don’t even think about it lol. They were messing with it while I was in there “we do dumb shit like this all the time I didn’t really care” until dumbass stalker ex friend came running and tipped it over....luckily I stayed clean I got out of it & he was running my other friends pointed @ him, indicating he did it “I knew he did he does dumb shit like that all the time which is why we aren’t friends” I get to him & I literally pounced on him like a wild fucking cheetah on the ground and held him down and said do not ever pull any dumb shit like that again. God knows I wanted to hit him but I didn’t, “picture vin diesel on the rock in fast five” I Got up and walked away. I laughed about it later but the principle to me is I said don’t do it he did it, I also hurt my shoulder in the process...could have potentially been covered in shit.

I tried analyzing to see where holding frame or whatever comes into play here but if I were to just dust myself off and laugh about it instantly people will think they can do dumb shit like that to me and there not be a consequence, he also never apologized and i don’t plan to speak to him again. He’s got a rapsheet of dumb shit like this he’s done to people & even me in the past.