I have a very nosy family. Got raised by a single mom and still have a grandma who live together now. I moved out recently to go to uni and get bombarded with questions about girls. Both my mom and my grandma are great people, but sadly also tradcucks who want me to find tHe oNe and get married asap. Since moving out and discovering TRP I've been keeping a rotation of 2 to 3 girls.

How do I... well... explain the concept of "plate spinning" to my traditional and very religious family without getting disowned or sparking drama? I have a feeling that, nosy as they are, they're gonna find out about me having multiple girls sooner or later, and that wouldn't be good without easing them into first.