I guess I could get the virginity monkey off my back by scouting the backpage, but I'm still a bit of a hopeless romantic at heart and I just want to see what it's like to charm a random girl and take her back to my place to check out my stamp collection, but holy hell it's taking forever.

Tried pickup a few times like at a nightclub and haven't had any success. None of the girls I've tried to fuck have given me a hard no, but whenever I try to escalate, they flake and tell me that I'm cool and all, but I should just find someone else. Just to clarify, I live in rural Australia and have no social circle whatsoever. I'm currently unemployed and nursing a broken leg, so I've got all the time in the world to think about what to do about my path to wizardry until I can walk again.

Should I just get a hooker and get it over with, or is it worth the wait?