I couldn’t make this shit up boys. So my latest plate (solid 7, 28, Blonde, natural DDs, not exclusive, I’m 46) sends me a text saying “I need to talk to you.” My mind goes to the worst case scenario of course. Instead of some pregnancy news (always condom) she says that as part of her plan to be a Tik Tok influencer she and her friend are going out on a 100 different dates and posting about it, hoping to find Mr. Right. My initial response was, “that’s interesting.”

She says part of the deal is that you can’t have sex with any of the guys, and wanted to make sure that I would be around to fuck her during that 100 days when she was horny. I go on to tell her that there is no “one” for every person out there, and i was always down to fuck her brains out. I have no need or desire for a LTR and she knows that.

I just have never seen such a brazen display, it really boggles my mind how they think. Date 100 guys to find mister right, all the while banging me? What happens after the wedding?