One time I got ditched at a party with a dead phone. I wasn’t the slightest bit concerned with getting laid, I just wanted to get home. I quickly made friends with a bunch of girls so I could charge my phone and somehow I ended up fucking them that night.

Had I strictly gone there to fuck, I’d have been too nervous, but because I had a reason to talk to these girls I achieved true plausible deniability on both ends.