Shit test: "What would you do if I ever cheated on you?"

xdesol8x · 2015-04-26T05:54:29+00:00

Sounds like "I cheated on you, what are you going to do if I come clean now?"

[deleted] · 2015-04-26T05:44:44+00:00

Ignore it. Don't say anything, or say something like, "I'd spend all my new found free time enjoying hot wings with friends and hitting on big titted women."

prodigy2throw · 2015-04-26T08:28:11+00:00

Next next next. Any ltr has cheating on her mind it's over. If she even asked that I'd break up with her right there and she can explain to me why she really asked me that. She'd have an uphill battle to prove her shit.

[deleted] · 2015-04-26T13:42:08+00:00

No one asks this question because they're curious. Bitch needs to go.

SkorchZang · 2015-04-26T05:32:39+00:00

What would you do if I left you right now without saying another word?

Apanthropos · 2015-04-26T12:12:06+00:00

This is tough because it spells out that she has already cheated on you. Don't pay too much attention on how you respond. You should be planning an exit strategy instead.

Her biggest satisfaction is seeing you crumble as you try to fix a relationship that is already broken. Instead, just walk away.

bm2l · 2015-04-26T05:51:04+00:00

Your sister/mom/best friend

rokr1292 · 2015-04-26T06:49:30+00:00

"You can leave now"

Redrog1 · 2015-04-26T15:12:27+00:00

"I don't know, let's try it. Go hook up with someone here. That guy looks alone. Come on, go."

[deleted] · 2015-04-26T14:05:41+00:00

The correct response is no response.

Act. If you're out with her, ask where you should drop her off.

If you're texting, sorry, busy. 'Then never respond'

If you're on the phone, click.

If you really believe this is a question born purely out of curiosity, no malevolence or guilt, go catch a unicorn. 'You can't, you're deluded, they're not real'

KyfhoMyoba · 2015-04-27T00:25:42+00:00

You: It's impossible to cheat on me.

Her: How?!?! That doesn't make any sense.

You: You're allowed to do whatever you want. As am I. It's impossible to "cheat" [air quotes] on those rules.

[I guarantee you get this response] Her: So are you telling me that you're seeing other women?

You: None of your business.

cascadecombo · 2015-04-27T07:59:10+00:00

She already cheated on you.

[deleted] · 2015-04-26T11:11:35+00:00

Just ignore and put your fist inside her.

FrameWalker · 2015-04-26T14:00:22+00:00

She's done. Here are the options

Confront her about it, make a bunch of drama, and validate her ego
No contact hard next. It will hurt her because you don't give her any attention or validation (they need it as much as we need sex). She may suspect you figured out that she's cheating.
Downgrade to plate without telling her and drop her as soon as there are 2 others.

wizardgab · 2015-04-26T11:25:42+00:00

For me the best answer would be: "I'd hit on your friends ;)"

TRPMackDaddy · 2015-04-26T06:23:06+00:00

Do you seriously need to come to ASKTRP for a correct response?!?!?!?!!?!??!

Redrog1 · 2015-04-26T15:12:29+00:00

"I don't know, let's try it. Go hook up with someone here. That guy looks alone. Come on, go."

Title	Shit test: "What would you do if I ever cheated on you?"
Author	thedude122487
Upvotes	10
Comments	30
Date	April 26, 2015 5:29 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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