Shitting and farting as a RP man

How does a RP man handle these things when around a woman?

I've had one relationship where we freely farted in front of each other and it was glorious.

I never feel able to just let my shits go freely and allow the orchestra to play loud as I like. I'm always regulating it when there's a girl in the next room, stopping and starting, afraid a little toot will come out too loud. This means I can never really enjoy my shits when a girl is in my apartment, which is a sad thing.

How does a RP man handle these things? Does he hide it well or does an alpha just let his asshole speak freely and damn what anyone thinks?