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Shitting and farting as a RP man

December 11, 2019
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How does a RP man handle these things when around a woman?

I've had one relationship where we freely farted in front of each other and it was glorious.

I never feel able to just let my shits go freely and allow the orchestra to play loud as I like. I'm always regulating it when there's a girl in the next room, stopping and starting, afraid a little toot will come out too loud. This means I can never really enjoy my shits when a girl is in my apartment, which is a sad thing.

How does a RP man handle these things? Does he hide it well or does an alpha just let his asshole speak freely and damn what anyone thinks?

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Title Shitting and farting as a RP man
Author MR_SKINNYPENIS69
Upvotes 52
Comments 63
Date December 11, 2019 1:14 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit /r/askTRP
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/shitting-and-farting-as-a-rp-man.298743
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[–]Nastynatee113 points114 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What a fucking great question dude ty for posting this lol. Dead serious.

[–]unnatural_by_nature92 points93 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

My place? Shut the door, turn on the fan and make sure there’s some music going or something so I can shit in peace.

Her place? Bomb that shit like Pearl Harbor and walk out like I just won the war.

[–]Idontgetitboyz9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahaha that gave me a great laugh

[–]mountainbiker17860 points61 points  (14 children) | Copy Link

This is one topic I don't give a fuck what other guys think. I shit with the door closed in peace and quiet. I don't fart around women. I don't want to smell their shit or farts either.

I do what I want, not what others tell me I should.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

The sound penetrates closed doors tho. Does this bother you and does it affect your shitting behaviour when you know there's a girl on the other side of the wall who can hear your anal music?

[–]HurricaneHugues7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

If you rub coffee oil around your angus in the morning your fart sonics become non existent. The enzymes in the oil electrify the CO2 from your exhaust and renders the molecules inactive. That way when the farts hit the rim on their way out, it's nothing but silencio my guy. True story.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nice one thanks bro

[–]catsdontsmile6 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

It doesn't penetrate walls. That's a common misconception. Its muffled by your ass on top of the toilet. You can cover any small gap with a towel if you are extra paranoid or a loud farter but it not really necessary. Just opening a faucet works as well.

I too don't want women farting around me and I don't want to fart around women. Its a god damned turn off and its disgusting. I don't even fart around guys. If you can't hold it you're a weak pussy unable to maintain frame. You fart because you can't be better than that. Saying its something natural its a lame excuse. Be better than natural.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

If your butt blasting doesn't penetrate walls then you have effeminate farts.

You should work on getting more masculine farts so you can raise your smv.

[–]muricanwerewolf12 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Do I need to change my diet or is there butthole training I can do?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This man is asking the real questions

[–]crixusin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you can smell your shits and farts through doors, you need to take a close look at your diet...

[–]mountainbiker178-3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Look, I do my thing when I need to. I don't advertise it. If she wants to stick around and smell my excretions then whatever.

The point is that you do you. Maintain frame. If you're sneaking around or asking if you can do, you're doing it wrong.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Refusing to answer the question and down voting me lol what's wrong bro I just asked if you do anything to reduce the sound of your ass blasts and you won't give me an answer

If you have to be this dead ass serious and "just maintain frame" about an honest question then you're taking things too seriously and trying too hard.

[–]404ThotNotFound11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maintaining frame while taking a shit

Lmao what

[–]bettywhiteishot5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Amen

[–]AnneStaz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You. Are. Gay.

[–]Mr-Ed2099 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Shitting with the door open is an alpha flex

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

While standing with both feet on the toilet seat to gain maximum height and the highest point of alphadom

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't full out fart but I'll slowly let bits and pieces out. Cropdusting, you could say. As for the shits, well I close the door and turn the fan on. I just let it rip, IDC. everyone does it on the toilet. it's a normal bodily function

[–]DTron23327 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I fart around my LTR all the time, infact we usually just make fun of each other when we do it , and usually she will end up laughing. Your a human being, do what you want to do.

[–]Snowaey6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Asking the REAL questions.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Only the best from Mr skinny peen

[–]6paths_luds10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This question been around my mind for a while now lmao

[–]smolzino3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just depends on level of comfort. Likr I'm not gonna fart with a girl I barely know because it's just a bit too familiar, I'll hold it in and then make a bathroom visit and let that shit out. If we're comfortable, chill with each other, at some point I'll just say that I have to fart and do it. If it's a smelly one I'll do it somewhere else but make it explicit that I gotta fart. LTR status I'll fucking make her inhale that shit. Gradual exposure my friend, everyone farts, it's okay, just not all at once.

As far as shits are concerned, idgaf. I'm not gonna let it explode full blown style with paper thin walls with a new girl, but I'll still take my shit like I'm supposed to. No open door policy though, LTR or not. It's just not my thing. But in an LTR we would even talk about our shits casually, if you can't then wtf kind of relationship is it

[–]Jaganshi934 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Usually i can control my farts. One time i was having diarrhea in the same day i fucked one girl and it was ok.

[–]Freezer26090 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Did you do the thing where you shit on her chest while fucking her tits?

[–]SleazeballG4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Shit with the door open and call her to wipe your shit on her knees

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

That's disgusting. Please leave this thread. This thread is for serious answers only. You have disgraced yourself with your fecal foolery.

[–]SleazeballG0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

This thread is for serious answers only

Yeah sure

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I see someone has a good sense of humour

/whoosh

(for your benefit: that was sarcasm)

[–]SleazeballG1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

for your benefit: that was sarcasm

I know bro

[–]Virgin_Elf_Master6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Maintain frame. Fart in her face, Lock down your cognition. Also, how is your deadlift coming along??

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes sir. Should I be farting with every rep on my deadlift too??

[–]audacious_wirble2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Old school men do not fart around anyone.

Thus day and age is a free for all, where your response is what matters.

I'll tell her I am about to bust her porcelain and go take a dump However, if I leave streaks in the bowl I'll use the stick and clean that shit up.

While driving I'll roll the window down if it is a stinky one. Sometimes while I am driving I'll roll hers down for my personal entertainment.

It does not fucking matter what you do, it is your actions after that say who you are. I'd you are embarrassed to fart in front of her that is fairly beta, just like pissing in the side of the bowl to conceal the tinkle sound.

[–]punchturret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I exclusively piss sitting down so I don’t splash piss all over the place. I don’t care about the sound though

[–]audiotrack1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I am the same boat as OP. I dont live with my LTR so there is no problem there. If we are on vacation at the hotel after break fast i tell her to stay at the bufet and that I am going to USe the bathroom. Then I can enjoy the peace. When i am back she does the same.

Otherwise me or her say to each other that we need to shit and since we both enjoy the comfort of shitting when no one is around the other person goes to the other room and put some music etc. I started that behaviour at Our first vacation.

[–]TheRedPillKing1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They should add tags for the best shit posters. lol

[–]celincelin3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Look at the autists taking this seriously.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Suck my shitter this is serious business. I genuinely want to know what people think of this topic. Sorry if it's too low brow for you, your highness

[–]celincelin5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Seriously though I noticed that when you shit while taking a cold shower, the running water then helps mask the sound.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You shit while standing in the shower? That's a serious alpha power move bro, mad respect

[–]celincelin3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I also try to simultaneously meditate, but that’s advanced Game (Pook/Plato level).

[–]empatheticapathetic0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just fart bro

[–]ChadTheWaiter1000 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

My last ltr I farted all the time. She did too. It was a turn off. This time I don’t want either of us to do it. It’s disgusting. I also shit in peace with fan and faucet on. I try to shit before meeting with girl but if nature calls I will leave the room, go to my other bathroom and turn on the fan and faucet and shit.

[–]RaidenDark0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Personally, I fucking hate my own gas because I don't want to feel it moving through my insides - that's gay - nor do I wish to smell it.

My solution? Simple. I don't eat things that make me fart. I went full carnivore for six months and that completely eliminated gas for me, to the point that I forgot how to tell the difference between gas and shit now that I'm reintroducing plants into my diet. Kept sitting on the toilet only to fart, drove me nuts.

Anyway, I didn't change my diet just to stop farting, but I figured I may as well take advantage of this change.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

How does a RP man handle these things when around a woman?

Unapologetically, but no need to be vulgar.

I've had one relationship where we freely farted in front of each other and it was glorious.

This sounds like Terence and Philip...

[–]Truedemocracy50 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

How does one balance bulking with shitting and farting non stop lol

[–]Kabuki4310 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I just fart pretty loud and nasty to assert dominance. Bonus if u had chipotle or taco bell the night before

[–]AnneStaz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I fart first time we hang out no questions asked. I usually film it too because it's hilarious and my friends love seeing the videos.

This girl saturday told me she liked that I felt comfortable enough to fart around her which made me incredibly happy.

Just rip it and make it funny. First time I usually go "did you say something?"

Also mine never stink, and they're fucking massive so theyre a good time all around.

Happy farting.

[–]Bilskee10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Best ask trp title I've seen in a while.

Buy some poo pa ree (stank conceler), it works well and solves the smell issue. Plus turn on the tv or music for background noise. As for farts that depends.... if it's a nuclear level sinus drain fart step away because that's borderline chemical warfare and inhumane. Besides that let em rip.

My plates usually dont fart around me because I cant help but to laugh hysterically. If your girl has frequent gas I'd say that's a concern. Trade that model in for another.

[–]muricanwerewolf10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I always say if you haven’t shit in front of a girl on the first date you’re not going to. They expect you to at least try to shit. They want you to shit. But you gotta play it smart. If you’re too forward, or around other people her ASD (anti-shit defense) might go up. So make sure to take charge and move her to a second, quiet location in which to shit. Then just take down your pants and blow her mind 😁

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

let me tell you from my younger days...girls don't respect a man who's shy about shitting. it's just yet another of the thousand things they can point at as an insecurity. let it rip and don't think twice. if she really likes you then she'll just overlook it or laugh about it anyway.

[–]Vynxe-Vainglory0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

  1. On her chest.

  2. Dutch oven

[–]MOSFETBJT[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol, I guess this a "shit test"

[–]404ThotNotFound-1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

TRP in 2016: How to get laid like a warlord. TRP in 2019: Shitting and farting as a RP man.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Suck my asshole you arrogant faggot. You think you're better than shitting?

[–]punchturret6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dude I fucking love this. You got a little nose exhale out of me with the title. After I read the post, I think “honestly its a fair question “.

Then I come in here and you’re fucking putting these guys on absolute blast for belittling you. Every one of them. I’m straight up crying from laughing

I agree though. Fuck these high and mighty drill seargent terminator alpha males. It’s a fucking good question

[–]404ThotNotFound0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Nah, I pee on people to assert dominance. I dropped the /s in my comment and that made you take it far too literally.

I would very much like to learn how to shit and fart as a RP man, Mr skinnydick69!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Look at you trying to pretend your last comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously when it obviously was. Ur cute.

And it's Sir Skinnypenis to you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would never shit at her place. Too stressful

[–]Archammes-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

What has this fucking sub come to?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Suck my shitter and get over yourself. This is a real issue

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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