We just had an "office Christmas party". Now last year, they had an open bar, but this year, it was only wine. Well, maybe it's just because I'm not a wine drinker, but this whole conversation just came out of left field.

These two female coworkers -- both hot (and married) -- were riding up in the elevator. One bunches up a little piece of wrapping paper and puts it in the other girls' boobs. They cackle, as vaguely-drunk girls do. I just chuckle, asking if it's some inside joke, and they mention a male coworker who just left, something about it reminding it of him, and that he looooooves boobs.

I just chuckle again, and say yeah, they're pretty great, "10 out of 10". One of them agrees, and then kind of whispers "and mine are great". I joke "that sounds like bragging", and she's like "well, they are". The other girl chimes in, saying "I mean, it just confidence. And I mean, mine... ... I'm very confident".

This is, you know, in our fucking office. So I just had a thousand voices rushing in my head, saying "escalate! ESCALATE!" and "there is no way this ends well, abort, ABORT!!!".

So, uhh... Should I have done something with this? Or did I make the right move, just having kind of a laugh, and just going back to work?