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Any tips or rules for wedding game?
[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
First Half of the Reception:
Eat. Have fun. Introduce yourself to folks at your table. If you know other, introduce them. Have some jokes and stories to tell. They can be slightly risque, particularly after everyone has had a couple of pops, but not anything that makes the groom, or whomever look like a dick or anything. Mix during the cocktail hour. Establish yourself. Chat up some girls. Leave them wanting more. Dance with grandma. Dance with the bride's 9 year old niece, and let her put her feet on the tops of your shoes. Be a Mensch. This day is about the bride and groom and it's your job to be a team-player.
Second Half of the Reception:
Circle back through and work on the girls you chatted up that you liked. Dance with the single girls. Escalate. Suggest that you de-camp to somewhere more private. Escalate some more. PiV. Get the "I had fun" text the next morning. This day is about you getting some, look out for number one. Be flexible, and know when to bail, because you'd rather take your chance with the parachute than with the plane crash.
Pro-Tip #1: A lot of people get wasted. Do NOT do this. After your 2nd drink, plus or minus, switch to soda water with a lime wedge. Keep your wits about you. Don't be That Guy Who Ruined Chris and Julie's Wedding Reception.
Pro-Tip #2: For the Hamsters, this is Game Day. Be ready. Of course you want to have kids some day, etc.
Pro-Tip #3: "Rule #76: Play like a champion. No excuses."
[–]Endorsed Contributormallardcove 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends
If its for a family member be very careful. You don't want to be that guy who caused the scene at your family member's wedding.
Last month I attended a wedding for my cousin. Some of her bridesmaids were hot and of course brought along dates. Realize that hardly any woman goes to a wedding without bring a date along. So of course once I approached these bridesmaids their dates came in like flies on shit to mateguard. It wasn't playful mateguarding either, it was "stop talking to her or I will kick your ass" style mateguarding. I simply held frame and withdrew, while the bridesmaids got really annoyed at their dates. I didn't want to cause a scene at my cousin's wedding - it was her big day and I didn't want to ruin it. Don't be selfish. Of course these bridesmaids eyebanged me the rest of the night, and after the wedding at the hotel came to hang out with me at the fire pit minus their beta mate guarding dates.
Just realize most women are there with a date - boyfriend or not - and the mateguarding will happen.
[–]hangingbanana 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uh...hit up the single women. Dance, have fun...get some I tell early might help...don't worry about it so much. Damn
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