I fucked this girl a couple months ago. I reckon she is still interested in me but we just haven't had the time for round two, she's been asking to meet up but I've been busy. She posts something on her story about how she got a new jacket (it is a reaally small jacket, hard to describe) and I message her like "hahaha such a small jacket, can't believe you've started wearing child clothes"
she replies: "hahaha your dick is small"
Now my dick is obviously not small, 7.5. So it was definitely sarcastic.
I reply: "hahaha your ass is small"
Her ass is by no means small, it is also obviously big.
Reckon I replied well? Or was there something better I could've said.
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