The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first II. Make her jealous III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority IV. Don’t play by her rules V. Adhere to the golden ratio VI. Keep her guessing VII. Always keep two in the kitty VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary IX. Connect with her emotions X. Ignore her beauty XI. Be irrationally self-confident XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little XIV. Fuck her good XV. Maintain your state control XVI. Never be afraid to lose her