“I'm a 23 year old female and I've performed oral sex on 28 men.”

The old rule is you triple whatever number they give. So in reality it’s closer to 80. And that’s just oral. Not anal or anything else.

“I'm very insecure about this, I don't know how I'm going to find a husband. I'm celibate now.”

Lmfao. She’s celibate now boys. Better wife her up before you miss out on this prime opportunity.

“Are there guys who will accept a girl like me?”

Sure. Cucks.

Even if this post was satire there’s still a lot of girls out there with this type of baggage.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.