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Funny, best or witty response to astrology query?

sevendrummer35
January 12, 2022
3 upvotes
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I get asked this alot. It's ridiculous when I get asked it in real life parties.

I've exactly had an awesome conversation turn south just because I am a capricorn.

Do I seriously need to read about this??

I didn't know what to say back, I was buzzed. I kinda got frustrated and it took me out of my frame.

Honest question, is it generally just better to answer this, what's your sign??!? Question straight on? How can we keep the h on spinning? Any wittier funny responses?

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Title Funny, best or witty response to astrology query?
Author sevendrummer35
Upvotes 3
Comments 9
Date January 12, 2022 12:41 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]St31nway 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

“I’m into girls.”

Doesn’t matter just have fun. If a girl actually cares about what sign you are she isn’t worth it.

[–]sevendrummer35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

“I’m into girls.”

Eventually she'll find out or persist, but maybe the game is getting the lay before she does lol??

[–]zx91zx91 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I always say dollar sign

[–]IntelligenceLtd 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

godamnit need to read the sidebar bro, yes there are people who really give a shit about it but most girls arent that dumb you failed a shit test plain and simple sign zodiac icompatibility is a classic oppourtunity to flip the script Im from a hippie town so I learnt about the supposed pros and cons each one. It allows the conversation to carry on but seeing as they all contain info about sexuality its a perfect way to esculate and be playful i and if its a shit tests theres multiple ways to flip the script, pressure switch A&A etc. get learning

[–]sevendrummer35[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

What's a good way to flip the scrip then?

[–]Upside_Down-Bot 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

„¿uǝɥʇ dıɹɔs ǝɥʇ dılɟ oʇ ʎɐʍ pooƃ ɐ s,ʇɐɥM„

[–]micewars 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

No it’s a shit test it doesn’t matter. 9/10 girls I talk to ask me when my birthday is and find out my sign. All girls do that, it doesn’t matter if they say “oh I can only go out with (insert sign here)”

[–]sevendrummer35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

it doesn’t matter if they say “oh I can only go out with (insert sign here)”

This happened to me about four times already. Afterward the woman just acted uninterested. I know to watch for red flags for these types but it's super ridiculous since we were having a great spark before lol

[–]Meloxian 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’ve got like a for sale sign if that counts. Highest bid only

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