First of all John Q Paychex will be out in full force with the only game he has ever known, throwing money at the problem.....

All the clubs and venues will be charging more to see their shitty house music DJ's play pre-recorded crap for 30 minutes.......Seriously, they will only perform an hour maximum.

More! More! More! (More cockblocking, more hating, more attention whoring, more competition, more bullshit)

At the end of the night though, I am not saying you cannot get a lay on a big weekend. What I am saying is that you will probably lay the same quality chick on this particular weekend that you would on a weekend that would cost way less.

I am an advocate of going out during the week. Like those chicks in that selfie video said, "Who goes out on Mondays?" Thats why I go out on Mondays........