We should all know about shit tests by now, what they are, and how to deal with them. However, something that has recently occurred to me in my dealings with women, is a slight variation of a shit test, not as strong, but still gives the you the potential banana skin to slip up on.
For me, it's to do with being overly helpful, or too enthusiastic. A woman at work just asked me, "how do you deal with smelly trainers", I responded "don't know, ask google" seems like an ok response. If she was more attractive or if I was more beta, I might have stood there and really thought about it, and given her many possible answers, that I know, which include cat litter. The fact that I didn't really care enough to go over the top means I passed (I think).
The more I think about it, the clearer this subject becomes, if a woman asks you a question that she can easily find the answer to on google, think carefully before you get too enthusiastic. Still be aloof even if you know the perfect answer.
Another example, girl "how do I get to x destination" - Alpha; "you have a smart phone, use it" "take the insert correct route, then insert change in line/road". Beta "Errr, let me just check for you (pulls out phone)" or "well you go this way or this way or this way, do you want me to send you a text with all possible routes?!?!"
Another example, girl; "I don't know what drink to get..." Alpha "I'll order for you" or "Mmm interesting" or "Typical woman". Beta "Really!! Have you tried x?!!?! its amazing!!! ORR what about Y if you like oranges, do you like oranges?!?!"
A lot of the time when I hear betas over reacting to these mild shitters, the correct response would normally be just to look at her and laugh a bit because they're usually so stupid you need not reply. Some times when you have the right answer, you can't help yourself. Mild shitters I usually find are more akin to women trying to put you on their orbit, rather than the traditional shit test - pass to gain access to vagina heaven.
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