On a brief side note, I just wanted to point out that a lot of threads are basically "this girl sent me a text, how do I respond guys". Then someone responds and like after two replies the thread dies off. Seems kinda like a waste. Wouldn't it make more sense to have one stickied thread devoted to text game, instead of a bunch of them? Just a thought.

With that being said, here is my stupid text game thread!

Chatting with this girl who lives in Brooklyn, I'm moving back there in a little over a week so I've been building rapport, small talk and such. Here is where I'm at now.

Her@9:35PM: Go to a Spa or trick someone into it! lol

Me@9:50 PM: Lol, I'm too broke to go to a Spa. Plus tricking someone? Lol i dunno if I would want to. Last two chicks were shit in bed. Can't imagining them being good at back rubs :p

Her@8:40PM (24 hours later): You should test their back rub skills before hand. Duh.

It's not really but I'm interpreting it as a minor shit test. I A&A

Me@4:28 PM (Next day): Lol you're right. I'll tear off their clothes, throw them on the bed then go "wait, hold on a second. Backrub now". Its the perfect plan

Her@6:50PM: Sounds about right. Sex is dumb anyway. Back rubs are better

Me@8:40PM: Sounds like you haven't had good sex in a while

Her@9:46PM: Nope. Haven't been in the right mental space. Body massages are way better

Me@10:36PM: When I move back I'll give you one but only if I get one too

Fuck up here I think. Sounded okay in my head, when i sent it and looked at it though... yeah not so much. Still a chance for a recovery

Her@two days later: lol I get but I don't give

Shit test sirens are going off everywhere. I got this in the morning when I was still sleeping off my night shift, obviously not going to respond back immediately but I'm really drawing a blank what to say. I know if I give in and go "lol k" or something stupid like that. I'll be fucked and will basically be seen as her bitch boy. But i'm having some real trouble coming up with something.

This one is probably super easy for a lot of you, but i'm really struggling.