One of the most obvious shit tests, shot down quite easily.

So this is the conversation I was having with some girl on tinder the today.

Me: I thought since I lead, you would follow my path.

Her: Wait, there's a small misunderstanding. Since when do you lead?

Me: Because I'm the man. ?.

Her: Ok. But can I be a leader just once a week? At least sometimes.

(I completely ignore this and change the topic) Me: So do you know how to cook?

Her: I love cooking.

It's a classic. But her "Ok" answer kinda surprised me tbh. I thought I was gonna deal with that question a bit more. What are some of the brutal shit test shutdowns you have witnessed?