So we are at a topless pool party hanging by the bar. This particular dayclub unlike others no chicks hang at the bar so either you have a cabana or your in the pool. Me and my wingman went into the pool and i open with two chicks sitting next to us. I'm working to build attraction while he is simply rambling on and on about cheesesteaks or some other crap. I say to my girl, "Look at her tits, damn those are nice" My girl says not as nice as these (flashes tits). The chick i pointed out sees her flash comes over and starts rubbing on me giving me a massage. At that point every chick with in 10 feet were looking at us and posting up around us, hotdamn we didn't even need a table how could we possibly go wrong? Well...........

  1. To chicks on vacation in Las Vegas, where we work means shit, zero, zilch (He's going on and on about where we work, the chicks didn't even ask him)
  2. When your wingman opens to chicks where you could not, throwing him under the bus is just a terrible decision (He insulted me about hurricane katrina and said they should have had Mardi Gras on boats, which lead to 2 scenarios and both are bad. First he looks like a jackass for an insult about a national tragedy, Second I look like a beta for not retaliating and shrugging it off.)
  3. When im trying to get a venue change, you should be trying to get a venue change (Ummm I mean if I say lets go have drinks in the room its too hot out here, you should not say no im just fine)facepalm

It may sound like im angry but im not, I could go out next week and get the same but its actually kinda funny now that I posted this. We were so close its like blowing a 10 run lead at the bottom of the ninth. Long story short after we blew our social standing with these three chicks, no chicks gave us the time of day after that but its not just him I made the biggest fuck up.

  1. Keeping the group together and not trying to separate my girl. The basic reason to have a wingman