https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/2004_Icelandic_handball_team%27s_penis_sculptures.jpg

Safe link to click, there are some metal casts of the penis of each player in the handball team of Iceland.

(Full article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum)

So if you could choose one of them and swap in onto your partner, in flesh and blood obviously, which one would you choose and why?