Its time to eradicate the incels.

So, I haven’t been posting much here in a bit, primarily because most of you are stupid peanut heads and petulant fuckmonkies with toe-jam on top. However, events like this are good times for reflection and reconciliation. As such and with my infinite mercy, I hereby forgive each and everyone of you for being a joke on the human race and downright-stinky. Furthermore I will graciously accept your glowing adoration and gifts (PM me for a bitcoin address). Enough about me, despite it being a topic worthy of long conversation. Instead we must focus our attention on a mutual enemy.

During my yearly visits to TBP, much like one of their mods yearly bath, I was never able to fully remove the odor off my body. It just sticks to you after viewing a single page of top posts. I had to stare at goat.se for an hour to return myself to a normal state. However, one thing I did notice, there were a lot more posts about Incels than TRP. Furthermore, the posts were generally accurate and based on demonstrable fact, completely unlike any post about TRP. TBP chicks hate them because they get all Supreme Gentleman-y and shit. TRP masculine studs hate them because they scare off the HBs (if not actively shooting them). Finally, a problem we both share.

Final solution

This is what I propose. We will pool our resources to form a system to manage this problem. Atlas has all the money because she’s a Jew, so I expect heavy contributions from her. I’ll kick in a couple bucks. You’ll will handle the rest.

We will first form a collection center to which we will send them all. At the collection center each will be evaluated and those that show potential value to society will be sent to another camp where they can Concentrate on improving their situation. After confiscating their Flashlights and hair gel, the remainder will be given a refreshing shower.

While Concentrating at their camp, they will be subject to various reeducation programs. The TBP representatives will teach them about creepiness and general human behavior, like not staring at tits for an hour before handing someone you’ve never met a love letter. The TRP representatives will teach them about lifting, of course, and general shitlording, including why giving a fuck is how you end up fucking a rubber doll or married to Jabba the Hut. At the end, they will be given a final examination where they will be taken to a club—those that have sex will graduate and be allowed to rejoin society. Those that don’t will head to the showers. Dancing like a spaz makes you sweaty?

I doubt we will have to print up many diplomas.

Leadership

Naturally all great enterprises need leadership. I recommend that Scurvemuch be appointed OberRedFurher, representing TRP. Additionally sublimemongrel would be appointed OberBlueFurher. TheGreasyPole and TheGreasyHole will be the Inspector Generals, since someone needs to be adult supervision. Atlas can visit whenever she wants because she’s funding it and, well, old times sake. I leave the details to their capable hands, but insist on a 10% royalty on all resales of the Fleshlights.