https://ca.news.yahoo.com/elon-musks-divorce-could-cost-154020180.html

Summary:

He's fucked.

Body:

Elon is the ultimate beta bucks. No matter how much money he made, he just couldn't control his heavily K selected emotions. The man is a Vulcan, he just wants a chick to do her wifely duty while he makes billions. Too bad for him, that is not possible due to the laws of our universe.

Lesson Learned:

Founding a billion dollar internet Startup? No problem.

Monopolizing the Rocket industry? Fuckin joke.

Building the first luxury electric car, and revolutionizing the auto industry? Goddamn T-ball.

Finding a hoe that's loyal? IMPOSSIBLE IN THE CURRENT ITERATION OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE