So you think by getting a girlfriend your whole life will magically turn around. That you and her will live happily ever after in a land far, far away. That she will fix all your problems, help you with your harmful addictions, your insecurities and you will have nothing to worry about since you and her are finally together. This is all false.
I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on yourself.
Successful men get it with women because they are successful. Women don't want to be your mom. Women want a successful man who has his shit together, someone who is confident in himself. Hell you can mow lawns and still get bitches wet just because you are so passionate and confident in what you are doing. Women don't have the same passion as we men do when it comes to doing things and really putting time and effort towards a goal. (This is one of many things what women find so scary but at the same time so unbelievably sexy in us men).
They want someone whose first priority is himself, not her or anyone else. It doesn't matter how much she begs and pleads you to not go out with the boys tonight, she is just testing you to see if you actually are the man she thought you were. Don't give in to the crocodile tears, ever.
And by having your shit together means a different thing depending on previous boyfriends and the age of the woman. The higher N-Count and the higher the age of the woman the more shit you will have to have. Such as a nice car or an apartment. Young women are usually happy with you either being fit, popular or rich since they haven't had much experience and don't know how much they actually can get with just their pussy, or even more with a cute face on top of that.
Keep yourself the number one priority and improve yourself most of your time awake. Women will slip and land on your dick sooner than you think.
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