Uncle Vasya’s Guide to Outcome Independence or Welcome to Level 99 DGAF

I sometimes say that I operate at “Level 99 DGAF”, which is a more casual way of saying that I have Outcome Independence. Think of it as opposite of “One-itis.” What is it, how did I get here and how do you get here, too.

Something /u/SirKolbath recently posted in a comment resonated with me. “By the time you get to fifty {approaches} you'll stop caring about how attractive they are. By the time you get to a hundred {approaches} you'll be trying to see how fucked up you can approach.” I thought about it, and realized, yeah, that’s true. I do that shit all the time. Not “fucked up” like autistic, but just telling them the truth, packaged correctly, as to what you want, and what you are going to do to them.

I like tying girls up – mostly because I learned that that’s what women who like me seem to want from me and it puts me on the Express Train to Poundtown – so I tell them, basically, that (a) I’m going to seduce them, and (b) I’m going to tie them up, caress and tease them until they are WILD with desire, and then climax them until they BEG to be permitted to stop…or they pass out, whichever happens first.

Of course, it works better if you pre-qualify your girls, then build rapport, and put things in the right context, but once you do, you have a lot more options than you think.

You can feed Hamster Chow to the Hamster. I’m giving the Hamster cocaine. And heroin. Mixed together.1 I can’t tell you how many times I get a tingly “OMG! No guy has ever talked to me like this before!” out of them. And a lot of them wind up “tangled in my ropes”. It’s fun, for me and for them. And if a girls doesn’t? So what? Another girl will.

So evidently, a fuck ton of guys are terrified of approaching women. What if she says “No!’ What if she laughs at you? What if she’s a total cunt?

What if she does? What if she is? So what? Then, at least, you know. And you have eliminated variables, and you can carry on with other approaches. Girls are not evil alien creatures – well, most of them aren’t – they understand that guys are going to hit on them, and the overwhelming majority aren’t going to be bitchy about it. Some will be, either because their own social skills aren’t developed enough yet, or, yes, because some of them are bitches. That’s how it goes.

You know what hell is, in the Matrix? Hell is being a “nice guy” who continuously invests and invests time, attention and resources into a woman who “only likes him as a friend”. He’s too terrified that she might reject him, so he hangs around, hoping that she will “get it” that they were “meant to be together.” As if she’s some day going to say to him, “After all the times you’ve held a door for me, gotten my coat, or carried my books, you’ve FINALLY gotten that 10th Stamp on your ‘Nice Guy’ CardTM and I can FINALLY give you all the sex you DESERVE!”

You wanna know what I’m going to do to Mr. Nice Guy – who, let’s face it, ain’t so ‘nice’2 – while he’s mate-guarding his “One Special Girl”TM ? I’m going ask her, “Oh, is he your boyfriend?” like I give a shit that I might be hitting on ‘his’ girl. She’s going to say “Noooo! {giggle}”

And then I’m going to watch his balls shrivel up into tiny little raisins, and then disappear altogether.

Why? Because he’s invested MONTHS if not YEARS of his time being ‘nice’ to Sexy Fiona, hoping she will ‘get it’, only to have me, or some other baller, walk up and crush his dreams inside of 5 minutes. How? Because he’s got little gerbil balls, and mine are gigantic, made out of brass and go “KLANK!” when I walk.

Women do not OWE you sex, just like you don’t OWE them your attention and resources. Bluepills sometimes have trouble with that last bit, like we’re supposed to fall down and worship the pussy and beg for it. Fuck that noise. Women should never be the end goal, but simply a happy accompaniment to a life well lived. Younger guys don’t always get that right away because you want sex more than you want to stay alive, but you will come to realize its truth.

So how do you get from where you are to the Mountaintop?

  1. Stop Being Afraid of Shit. You approach enough women and you stop being “afraid”, although why should anyone be afraid of a half-nekkid 100# primate is beyond me.3 Faint heart never fucked fair lady.

  2. Always remember YOU are the Prize. My OLTR2 is one of the hottest girls I have ever banged, 5'11", rockin' body, legs that go on forever, amazing cheekbones, DSLs and hair down to her (perfect) ass – srsly, I look at that ass and think “That ass wasn’t born, it was made…in an underground laboratory in Switzerland…by my favorite Jewish doctor, Dr. Finetush.” She's 22, I'm 50. Guess which one of us is terrified of losing the other one? Hint: Not me. Why? She knows I'm confident, I'm a good mixer and, fuck, I got her so why would I not be able to get any of the other million pretty girls out there. I realize she gets offered dick 25 times a day, but I have abundance, amused mastery and I operate at Lvl 99 DGAF – in other words, I can see the Matrix.

  3. “Confidence” is the Key to Everything. I basically piss out a quart of confidence when I get up in the morning. Why? Because I have made myself exceptional at a couple of things. You can, too. Confidence is often expresses as “Amused Mastery”. Go watch the old James Bond films. They are a master class in Amused Mastery. Rock out with your cock out.4

  4. Abundance Mentality. Stop acting like Sexy Fiona is the Last Girl You Will EVER Talk To. A man with options is a man who cannot be fucked with. Now go forth and SLAY!

1 That’s called a ‘speedball’. It’s what killed Belushi, Chris Farley, River Phoenix, Layne Staley, Phillip Seymour Hoffman and one half of Kriss Kross. So yeah, kids, don’t do drugs. And stay in school, n’ shit.

2 Being a "Nice Guy" is an alternative pussy-getting strategy that doesn't work. Nice guys aren't "nice", they're trying to use covert contracts and creepy behavior to get pussy. Women want winners, not supplicating creeps. Women actually LOATHE White Knights. Now, in fairness to Nice Guys, they are taught shitty lessons by media and movies, etc. "Be quiet, take what you're given and just keep being a nice guy and you will win in the end" - when what they should be told is "Look, you need to put YOURSELF first, and do what's good for you. You can either sit around bitching that girls always go for jerks or you can be the jerk that women go for." That's why we tell you to lift, fix your diet, dress better, etc.

3 And anyone who wants to go on about the vicious Macaques (or whatever) that live on Gibraltar and steal shit out of your car, if you’re trying to fuck one of those, there is something seriously wrong with you. A couple of things actually.

4 Not LITERALLY with your cock out. Stop being stupid.