Inspired by maciavellian /misc/ lifter, who created social proof for himself and banged many sloots. Fake it until you make it brahs, shit actually works ;)
This is a tactical, sneaking, outside the box thinking kinda video game. If you don't have the patience for that, and prefer to just play the game the way it was "meant to," skip this guide.
Are you tired of forcing your photographer friend of yours to come out and take pictures of your sorry ass in exotic places, making strange, yet alpha poses?
Do you take somewhat decent care of yourself, have an alright to decent body, and think you look good enough to get girls but just need a chance?
Tired of Not getting the chance to spit your sick text game, cus these bitches can't even give you a right swipe?
Do you want an excuse to rant about how women only care about looks, then use a hot model on tinder for proof?
Are you just plain tired of trying and have stopped giving a fuck?
Congratulations, you're the perfect candidate to play Tinder: Pussy Slayer the videogame!
Here's how to play.
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Step One : Purchase Tinder gold and unsubscribe instantly, ain’t no one got money for that to auto renew. Purchase some boosts too if you really want them crawling!
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Step Two: Create profile using your actual name. It must be your actual name... REMEMBER THAT.
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Step Three: Find pictures of some hot male model, preferably one who isn’t super well known. Make sure you can find a casual selfie pic that isn’t an obvious model shot, find one who has some pictures with his dog. Someone in a few shit movies no one has seen, plenty of selfies and dog pictures on google, the perfect specimen!
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Step Four: Add in some medical school from a nearby state, add in “Physician” as your job at some even more local medical school or large hospital system. Add some lame bio like “seeking female role model for my pup.”
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Step Five: Watch as your tinder gold matches fly to infinity as every thirsty, shallow and otherwise every damn girl on tinder swipes right on your profile and even super likes you.
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Step Six: Sit back for a minute and really ponder how important rules are, be attractive don't be unattractive. Also be a doctor and have a dog.
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Step Seven: DO NOT SWIPE ON ANYONE!! DON’T MATCH WITH ANY OF YOUR GOLDEN GIRLS!! Wait a couple weeks while the numbers skyrocket,
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Step Eight: After a few weeks (3 minimum,) switch all the pictures to ones of you, hopefully you’re at least decent looking, change profile to match who you actually are and keep some witty bio. This is why you use your actual name! Just make sure you look somewhat attractive.
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Step Nine: Go through your 1,000 matches and swipe on the ones that you like. They’ll never know they swiped on some “insanely hot doctor” a few weeks ago and as long as you’re somewhat attractive, this is your chance to get some hotties!
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Step Ten: Increase SMV by lifting, and working on your closing / texting skills to seal the deal better next time you do this.
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