In this modern era we live in I see a lot of newspeak. Even in this very forum I see people use terms incorrectly, presumably to make themselves feel better. However, reality should be your best friend and you should embrace the reality of all things to know where you stand and how to improve. Here is a short reminder to know where you stand with a bitch to complement the excellent bitch management guide on the sidebar:
You are giving her attention beyond the initial contact but you aren't fucking her: You are an ORBITER.
You are giving her little to no attention and you are fucking her and several other chicks: She is a PLATE.
You are giving her attention and both of you are fucking others: You are FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.
You are giving her attention and fucking only her and she is also only fucking you: She is your GIRLFRIEND.
You are giving her attention and fucking only her, she is fucking others: You are a CUCK.
You are giving her attention but she is a long distance away from you: You are an ORBITER and a CUCK.
Bonus round:
You think she is special in some way and different from the other bitches: You have ONEITIS.
You post a long story about her in asktrp: You have ONEITIS.
Didn't read the sidebar because you don't think it covers your situation?: You have ONEITIS.
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