Time to refresh on some of the common shit tests and good answers to them. Bonus points for creativity. Add your own shit tests, answers, or both to this thread.
If you're not familiar with shit tests, check out Illimitable Man's Shit Test Encyclopedia
- I have a boyfriend
- Buy me a drink
- I bet you say that to all the girls
- How many girls have you slept with?
- Will you watch my drink while I dance / bathroom / etc?
- I'm not having sex with you.
- You're too short/ugly/fat/etc
- Aww, did I upset you?
(Add more if you got 'em)
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