So a little over year ago, I got into an LTR with this HB8. Recently, she's been bringing up the "M" word a lot, and I'm just not playing that game with her. I'm only 21, and I have more important things to worry about. However, her parents are also extremely conservative and religious, and highly frowns upon the fact that I've been steady dicking down their daughter for over a year now. Somehow, they got it into her head that she should abstain from sex until I "fully commit to her", despite me being completely faithful to her up until this point (and I still am). Due to women being unable to think logically, my girlfriend thought that this was a good idea.

So I decided to play along.

One week after she decided "no sex until marriage", she's begging me to have sex with her. So instead of giving it to her, I make her wait an extra 2 weeks (one extra week because she was on her period), telling her that we're not having sex until marriage. Over the course of the final week, she was grinding on me while I was trying to sleep, and was constantly shifting in her chair while we watched a movie and my hand was on her thigh. She was absolutely miserable.

After 6 rounds over the span of 2 days (this past weekend), I don't think I'm going to be having this issue out of her ever again. She underestimated the power of willpower, lifting, and my left hand.