So yesterday one of my top plates calls me and asks to meet up for lunch. Calendar empty, why not? So we meet up at this nice restaurant and she arrives ten minutes after me. She is dropped off by some dude literally. So we get to talking how she has been. Hadn’t seen her in like three weeks. Get some drinks and lunch.
Now here is the funny thing, about an hour in, she gets a call from a delivery driver, a package at the door. Hmmmm, curious as to what it is... she goes out and comes back with a bouquet of red and white roses. Like 30 of them plus chocolates. The dude who dropped her at the door, sent them as a romantic gesture. She told him she is meeting some good friends for lunch.
She comes back with the roses and chocolate. I was like “heck yeah, you finally landed a romantic dude to take care of you.” She was half smiling. Then she said something that shocked even me. She told me, ”don’t you think this is kinda creepy??!” then put them on the floor. I told her not to be to harsh on the dude as he was trying to impress her. She proceeded to say how he had been getting her things and now was starting to get creeped out. And asked why dude was well off, 30 years and didn’t have a girlfriend? She was basically writing the sidebar herself as I sat there intrigued. She used words like “seems weak” and “doesn’t seem to be in charge” and “she wants a man who would dominate her”... am guessing his idea was to impress her friends she was meeting.
Listened to her ramble for a bit and proceeded to take her to a salsa dance place then took her to my place and fucked her brains out. She left me one rose as I called her an Uber. Texted me to say dude is taking her out of town for an overnight staycation at some resort. Asked me if she should bring me a bottle of whiskey as dude likes to buy. Sure...
I was this dude some years back. Dropping off a chic at a restaurant as she goes in to meet her friends after spending money on her. I was into the romance game. Now am on the other side of the curtain and one thing is for sure, it is fun to watch.
Edit: forgot to mention, she still hasn’t fucked him.
Because some of y’all are skeptics, here is the rose she left in my couch
struggle is real and out there, just came across this poor dude
Stay safe
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