Our school recently had the amazing idea to make a gender-neutral football team. How did they go about doing it? Did they hold open tryouts and select the best players, regardless of gender? No. They chose the best 6 players (who were all boys unsurprisingly) and the remaining 5 were chosen out of the 8 girls who appeared, who can't play to save their lives.

And now people are complaining that there are more boys than girls in the team, and want one boy to be replaced by a girl.