I have 12 hours on a plane to Asia. Between eating the best and drinking the best, I'm feeling charitable. Let's do this newbies. Ask your basic questions.

InChargeMan · 2017-01-27T20:16:28+00:00

Does mouthwash get the smell of cum out of your mouth?

sexyshoulderdevil · 2017-01-27T18:38:46+00:00

How do I turn gay so I can date men and not have to deal with all this female bullshit?

RuleZeroDAD · 2017-01-27T20:51:32+00:00

I've been running a successful men's improvement seminar company and am a youtube celebrity. I'm also an innovative legal scholar who's unlocked women's true desires by inventing a foolproof way to corral sane hot women with options using a "marriage" that has zero risk. This effective strategy landed me the hottest wife ever who's super cool with my friends and the sex is pretty spectacular and constant. She's also mysteriously rich.

Yesterday one of my buddies forwarded me a video he took and I'm a little concerned. On the video she's fucking her ex. I confronted her about this video because although we have an agreement that she can fuck other men, I'm supposed to watch but her ex isn't someone I approved. She laughed thanked me for the video and is now selling it online. I also found out she's been escorting and fucking my friends for cash. I've been sharing her for a few years though. But it's all good because I get to watch other men pound her hard and it's pretty hot. The other day this excon came over with some buddies and she seemed to be really digging it so I sent her a logistics text message because I wanted to learn how to elicit that look of pure desire and submission she had while she was being degraded and pounded. I sent this brief logistical message:

why are those two guys holding your legs open?

She never replied! Also not that it's relevant, she's four months pregnant. Enough backstory here's my question. Right now she's got contractors in the bedroom building a false panel with a peep hole for me to look out of that she's planning to chain me inside this evening. I'm at work. She just texted me this:

pick up some amontillado

How should I reply?

weakandsensitive · 2017-01-27T23:48:58+00:00

I don't know you well bro, but posting a selfie from first class makes you seem like a fag to me. Some dudes I respect seem to respect you though, so cheers I guess.

RecoveringBPAddict · 2017-01-27T18:46:03+00:00

How many times did you fall off the wagon when you fist swallowed the pill?

RuleZeroDAD · 2017-01-27T18:52:36+00:00

Please. Are you asking these guys to whine to you more?

What makes whining more to you different than whining to a Mod or or other Red Beret? Please, I would like to know.

weakandsensitive · 2017-01-27T19:17:30+00:00

Did you have thoughts on venusian arts aka Mystery method?

What's your opinion on 'the cube'?

DrPillPopperMD · 2017-01-27T22:07:11+00:00

My wife keeps shitty comfort testing - I hate to see her cry and treat it as a comfort test but after about the 4th time (and it's usually when I do things for myself instead of her) - enough is enough - what's the best way to handle shitty comfort tests?

UEMcGill · 2017-01-27T23:48:52+00:00

Wait, business class? Learn how to upgrade bro.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-01-27T22:21:50+00:00

OK, I will play.

What do you say to the guys whose wives have cut off sex and/or have been going through a psycho-neurotic stage of Bitch Testing and man-blaming since the Million bitch march last week?

Ride it out? Lay down the law? Or STFU and grab em by the pussy?

weakandsensitive · 2017-01-27T22:40:51+00:00

What do you say to guys that believe all the RP sidebar shit that if they work out and become the "captain" then their cunty wives will suddenly magically transform to a slut.

What do you say to them when they realize she's just a cunt

creating_my_life · 2017-01-27T23:46:48+00:00

I'm not sure I have a direct question.

Stumbled across RP/MRP, read like I was in college, multiple lightbulbs go off. MRP connected dots to facts I somewhat knew existed. Lay out a plan for myself. Stop feeling sorry for myself. Start owning my shit. Realize plan will take a long time. Keep owning my shit.

The emotional victim shit has stopped at home. I'm still too fat to know I deserve sex, so I keep fixing myself. Not even upset about it. Gonna be a while to fix me, and then there's the 1000' tow rope.

What few ideas I've put into practice work like magic.

I'm happier than I've been in YEARS.

dr_pavel_im_cia_ · 2017-01-27T19:55:55+00:00

Who tf are you?

midlifedick · 2017-01-28T03:39:02+00:00

When I get comfortable and stop filtering my words and behavior, I'm a mean asshole. I've known this for 2 decades. I have read all kinds of shit, went to Carnegie seminar, tried many things to become more social, positive and likeable but it just hasn't happened.

It limits me at work. I'm worried it is a behavior model that will get passed on to the kids. My oldest daughter is already a negative pain in the ass just like me. What the fuck should I do?

GongShanks · 2017-01-30T14:41:51+00:00

Wow this has to be the most pathetic validation seeking thread I've ever seen on here. SMH.

weakandsensitive · 2017-01-28T14:13:22+00:00

How's fatherhood man?

JDRoedell · 2017-01-28T00:40:26+00:00

Should I wipe front to back or back to front?

Title	I have 12 hours on a plane to Asia. Between eating the best and drinking the best, I'm feeling charitable. Let's do this newbies. Ask your basic questions.
Author	weakandsensitive
Upvotes	9
Comments	100
Date	January 27, 2017 6:35 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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