Food in the bed sucks

SBIII · 2019-02-04T13:40:00+00:00

Tell your wife that the bed is for sleeping in and fucking. If she wants to eat rice, tell her to eat it in the kitchen like a normal adult.

UEMcGill · 2019-02-04T15:04:22+00:00

Get shit done.

Tell your wife to get out of the bed so you can change the sheets.

The long term reality is until you're worth fucking she won't give a shit what you demand or ask. Read the professors steps of dread and get on your plan.

SteelToeShitKicker · 2019-02-04T15:15:01+00:00

Peel the top covers off. Peel your side of the bottom sheet off the mattress. Flip rice to her side of the bed. Put bed back together.

Only do this if you can do it while laughing.

[deleted] · 2019-02-04T14:24:50+00:00

Is she already in bed?

Make her clean it out on the spot before you get in it.

Sounds like she needs spankings.

red-sfpplus · 2019-02-04T13:46:20+00:00

Not rice.

Its sand from your mangina and her dried up Sahara Desert pussy.

mrpthrowa · 2019-02-04T14:29:08+00:00

this really depends on your current dynamic...

is she outright rebellious?

You can have this as your hill to die on... get her not to eat in bed or just move on....

You've gotta decide what your hill is...

SteelSharpensSteel · 2019-02-04T14:59:11+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/2vr5ih/how_to_build_boundaries_during_your_transition/

Need to establish a boundary, man.

InChargeMan · 2019-02-04T15:29:02+00:00

Dude, you are taking spoon feeding MRP to a whole other level.

fuckmrp · 2019-02-04T17:29:34+00:00

Who the fuck eats rice in bed? I’m pretty sure this is listed in the DSM, psyco level shit right here. Lmao...

Frosteecat · 2019-02-05T21:46:01+00:00

Who the fuck eats in bed in the first place?? You people are NASTY LOL!!

Bring chopsticks next time with a bottle of soy sauce.

BobbyPeru · 2019-02-04T18:08:19+00:00

First off, you’re skinny fat with those numbers. Lift heavy- 2 days a week squats and legs.

Secondly, who gives a fuck. Clean up the rice and fuck her right, then she won’t have rice in the bed next time

screechhater · 2019-02-05T11:51:41+00:00

Women, including your wife, want strong men.

Opinionated, direct, honest and yes, masculine. And, most of all have done self respect, and boundaries. Like as in not only no, but hell no

So what part does - “stop eating in bed, now, actually mean something yo you ?”

WTF does - not a hill to die on mean ?

That’s called lack of frame.

Westernhagen · 2019-02-04T18:04:45+00:00

When did you start lifting - last week?

Embracing_Chaos · 2019-02-04T20:14:42+00:00

I'd flip back the covers, stare long and hard at the rice. Then I'd turn to her:

"You know what? I was thinking about eating something in the bed, too."

Then I'd pull down her pants and get to it. Acta Non Verba. Take your emotions out on her pussy, she doesn't want to hear you scolding her like a whiny bitch. When you're attractive enough she'll do what you want without you having to ask her to, until then, STFU.

Title	Food in the bed sucks
Author	Umar_Neo
Upvotes	9
Comments	28
Date	February 4, 2019 1:21 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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