Oh fuck .. your post history dude..

My wife and I haven’t had sex in 5 months. She gives her 100% attention to work and kids and her stresses. I’m a roommate that does dishes and laundry. She doesn’t even go out of her way to buy presents for me let alone affection. I wonder if I exist anymore or I even matter to her. But we have two kids and I love her.

I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. It’s depressing.

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Look - here's the best advice you will ever get - STAY THE FUCK OUT OF r/DeadBedrooms - it's a deadend circle jerk of faggots who will never get laid. Not just that they won't get laid with their wives. They will never get laid... with anybody. Unless it's a hooker - and even then, the hooker will feel disgusted after fucking them.

There's a reason why they are in there and there's a reason why they stay there. They are fucking idiots circle jerking over how shit their sex lives are and patting each other on the back with their cum soaked hands telling each other that it's not fair and they deserve better.

You see.. a group of fat men with cum soaked hands, circle jerking about one woman not fucking them is not attractive.

Get the fuck out of that sub. Move over to this one. Then maybe we can help you.

And remember Rule No.1 ; Be attractive, don't be unnatractive.

Disclaimer: It's going to suck.

Why?

Because you are a FAT FUCK;

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So my walking is generally normal. It’s only when I’m tired and working them to walk for a distance. Balance is an issue when I am tired. Jogging is something I can’t do anymore. Sports is something I can’t do anymore. Ampyra help with this?

Who can barely even walk.

Remember Rule No.1 ? Be attractive, don't be unnatractive.

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I’m always the one with the kisses, back rubs, love you’s and I get none of that in return. I am always available.

Who has covert contracts

Remember Rule No.1 ? Be attractive, don't be unnatractive.

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We’ve been married for 15 years and after our second- her sex drive took a huge nose dive. Our son is 8. We’ve been in a sexless marriage for pretty much those 8 years despite being a good father, sweet to her, getting in shape, talking, etc etc etc

Who hasn't fucked in 8 years.. fuck me - you just beat u/foxynastywhateverthefuckhis name is by 3 years. That's a record.

Remember Rule No.1 ? Be attractive, don't be unnatractive.

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I tried to focus on her health like exercise, vitamins, nutrition, no improvement. And it’s all BS. All this self help is BS. No help whatsoever. She shows no interest. So where do I go? I watch porn to satisfy myself, which I feel guilty about. I tried to book a couple nights in a hotel for us last year, and she remarked that she wasn’t going to do that, because “people will know [sex] is why we’re going there”. It’s frustrating beyond words. I overheard her chatting with a close female cousin saying she won’t even do handjobs- and that [guys] “should get a magazine and go to a washroom”

Who tries to fix her instead of the actual problem

Remember Rule No.1 ? Be attractive, don't be unnatractive.

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Jesus fuck - I've only read your first few posts. You're at the fucking top of the triage. You're the fucker wandering into the hospital A&E with your fucking guts hanging out and your fucking spleen trailing behind you, blood everywhere.. like literally seconds away from dying .. and you're telling the girl at reception... "I think I cut myself - do you have any plasters?"