I was at the bar last night with my girl and a friend when a large (6’6?) and extremely overweight but somewhat built fellow approached our table. He did so under the guise of grabbing us a few drinks but it quickly became clear he was either drugged up or looking to start something.
(Security and staff gave him the pass as apparently the owner knows him)
Noticing the situation, I simply smiled and chatted as if we were old pals, but in between chuckles I caught him cussing at me under his breath and shortly after he wanted ‘to see which of us was the better fighter’.
Laughed it off, changed the subject, and then excused myself and my girl.
In the event that he was slightly less stable and either swung or backed me into a corner, what’s the best way to deal with a big fucker like that? One wrong move, a clean hit, and I’d be done.
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