Tl;dr - Buy extra virgin unrefined coconut oil, like, yesterday. But do not just break it out in front of the wife out of nowhere and expect her to be DTF. Use it to create an immersive experience and lead her to want it.


This post was inspired by the number of questions I got about coconut oil from my last post, so here you go.


Boring but necessary facts - extra virgin unrefined coconut oil (never buy the refined stuff) is an outstanding massage oil and lube, provided no one is allergic. It is a solid at room temperature, but melts quickly in your hands. The price tag may seem a bit high at first ($8 - $12 a container), but a little goes a long way, so that it is actually cheaper than specialty massage lotions and oils that you will run out of and need to replace more quickly. CAVEAT - because it is an oil, you cannot use it with condoms or latex/rubber toys. It will degrade the latex and reduce the efficacy of a condom. Be careful. Otherwise, it can go everywhere and is a fantastic lube. It smells great, but the oil itself has little flavor (wife complained that it tasted like, just oil, which wasn't pleasing)


How to use in creating an immersive experience


I'll assume that my readers know their MRP shit. They are lifting, improving their SMV, and know how important it is to game the Mrs. In that regard, we all learned that it is our duty to keep it interesting and unpredictable in order to turn our wives into the secret sluts we know they are. So here's how I did it.


After gaming your wife, suggest she come to bed for a special massage. When she asks what makes it special, say you read some article on Yahoo about how coconut oil is great as a massage lotion, moisturizer, and lube. Convey that the massage will be "inappropriate". Do not just spring a massage on her without prior game, then get butthurt when she rejects the sex part.


To make it an experience, I replaced my bedroom light bulb with a red bulb, put the towels down on the bed, and was nude. Tell her to remove all clothing and lie on her front. Any resistance at this point should be a flirty, easy shit test. The responses that worked for me were to Stay In Character. She balks at getting fully nude? You - "management insists in a strict no clothing policy". She keeps testing? "Ma'am, we can talk if you want but this time will be counted against your massage time". Stay in character and be fun.


Then, start by giving a good, real massage. /u/BluepillProfessor had a post about how to do this. Pick your favorite things out of that (or a legit massage you've gotten) and do them to her. Of course, when you get to her ass, pay special attention there and touch everything as part of the massage. Pass her shit tests as described above. When you are done with this side, have her roll over and rub her front down. Be legitimate and inappropriate at the same time. Focus on her tits, then her pubic mound, and eventually rub her pussy until she's horny as hell, they you fuck the day lights out of her. Since getting the coconut oil two weeks ago, the sex has been almost daily, with her requesting "coconut massages" (her way of initiating lately), and her offering to coconut massage me, leading to her telling me to fuck her ass for the first time in four years as mentioned in my last post. My naughty massage parlor even has a name - the Coconut Spa.


Understanding the why -


One of our sidebar books (on mobile so can't link or verify exact reference) mentions immersion as an important aspect of sex/gaming. This is the key. Instead of just throwing coconut oil in the counter when I came home, I created an experience in the red light, naughty massage parlor where she can unleash her inner slut, because THAT'S WHAT THE SPA IS FOR, and only that. It also ties into a common fantasy about the woman getting rubbed down by her "Hawt" masseur, getting so turned on in the moment that she fucks him senseless and "doesn't know what came over her". Be Chad, the Hawt naughty massage therapist, and reap the rewards.


I will continue to create new immersions to keep this from getting stale, but will keep in in the repertoire. When I find new successful ones, I'll post again. Already have an idea. My wife loves cop outfits and I have one that makes me look jacked as hell. Maybe next time she comes in for a massage, my unlicensed massage parlor gets "raided"...


Note: forgive my spelling/format as I am only on mobile.

Edit: fixed username link