Note: my game posts assume a command of MRP concepts. There are no beginner explanations here. My posts also assume you haven been lifting, have read and internalized the sidebar, have frame, and most importantly for these posts, I assume you have a wife that actually wants to fuck you. Noobs be reminded - you cannot negotiate desire. If she doesn't desire you, no promise of kinky shit with you will light any fires.


So a lot of men are leery of sex toys. Some are afraid that they'll be "replaced" by them, or that the wife would get herself off with them rather than put out for you. If that's you, quit being a faggot. It's weaksauce enough to worry about Chad - if you're insecure about being replaced by an object, maybe you don't deserve to be fucked. Fix that first.

Here are some basic, inexpensive toys that work for me, and how I use them to drive my wife fucking wild.

  1. A penis-sized vibrator. Material doesn't really matter, just make sure it's about the size of an average dick (not a giant dong). Vibrators that take AA or AAA batteries are preferable to ones that burn through use watch batteries. This is a staple. If you buy nothing else, get one of these.

  2. A black silk blindfold. It has been noted that physical sexual pleasure is enhanced if there is sensory-deprivation. It also adds a mystery element (her thinking "what's he going to do next?"). These are pretty cheap.

  3. Fuzzy play handcuffs or rope hand ties. These should be comfortable for the wearer. These are also cheap and widely available. (I'm not going into detail on how to use these - self explanatory).

  4. A buttplug. Hear me out. A lot of guys have women that don't do anal. Some women really won't, never will, and may be repulsed by the thought of something going in her ass. On the other hand, there are a lot of women who say that, but are really just afraid to try (or never wanted to bother trying with you). Until you try, you'll never know, and a buttplug is much more palatable to the novice than a big cock. Here's my suggestion - get a very small, silicone based plug. Silicone can handle coconut oil (or other oil based lubes), rubber cannot. Make sure the flange at the bottom is significantly wider than the shaft of the plug - you really, really, really don't want anything sliding into the anus. That will likely require a trip to the ER - and the possibly the death of anal play.

All this stuff can be bought at Spencer's, or at the average sex shop, or Amazon if you must (I prefer bringing home "surprises" to having a box of sex toys show up at the house).


How to use them

As with every sex act, you need to properly game your wife in advance. Don't just whip out handcuffs and a butt plug after your wife finishes tucking in the kids, or you're asking for a hard no. Game her, get her tingling, then bring her to bed. Have her wear the blindfold, kiss her, start kissing her all over, etc. Then when you have her legs open, take out the vibe, turn it on low, and lay it in her slit vertically. Let the vibrations work their magic. Work it up and down, gradually increasing the intensity. Lower it into her hole after a while and start thrusting with it. Soon she should be begging for a real cock. Then you go to work. She should be soaking wet by now and fucking you enthusiastically. Bonus - have her hold the vibe against your sack while you bang her. The vibrations should send you to another world, making you send her to another world. Or, bang her missionary while you or she holds the vibe against her clit. She should have an orgasm she won't soon forget, thanks to you and your ingenuity. Another variant - have her lie on her back and blow you to completion while you fuck her with the vibe - always a solid time.

If your wife does anal - here's where the Coconut Spa can really help. Give her the full massage - start her on her back. Right Before she flips over, work her pussy well and get her riled up. Then flip her over. Work the whole back and legs, and pay attention to her ass. Work her ass and gently rim her with your fingers. Take the plug, lube it with coconut oil, and when she's ready, slide it in. Work it a little then get behind her, have her get into doggy position, and put your cock in her pussy while keeping the plug in. Fuck her like crazy while fucking her ass with the plug and send her into orbit. I did this with my wife a month or so ago, and she actually fucking squirted. First time in 17 years together, and a first for her. I've never seen her cum so much. Finish strong, and she may initiate round 2 (or you might wake up to her fondling you the next morning).

Here's another variant, and what my wife and I did this past weekend. Coconut Spa again - started on her front, end on back. I had her blindfolded, and after the quasi-legit part of the massage was done, I slip the vibe in her slit and start working it. She wants it and me in her pussy at the same time, but it's not working. So, she tells me to get in her ass, so I do, doggy style, with the vibe fully inserted in her pussy. I'll spare the details, but holy shit. The filth that came out of her mouth while I did this was amazing, and she was groaning in such a low pitched voice she sounded like a goddamn animal - and I was loving it.

If your wife is on the fence with anal play, get the butt plug like I said, but don't just spring it on her during a massage or it might backfire. Let her know you have it, show it to her. Give her a week or so to get used to its existence. Use the other toys in your repetoire to get her used to idea of using toys in bed. When dirty talking, bring up the idea of the plug by playing into her fantasy of being double teamed like a dirty slut. Say "hmm, too bad you were so dismissive of the plug. You know, I bet you've fantasized about having two guys in you at the same time, haven't you?" (Because of course they all have, let's not kid ourselves). Work the idea of it in like that. Reassure her that you don't have to have anal with her, but wanted to bring that fantasy to life for her, without ruining the marriage and actually using another guy. Even if it never turns into anal for you, you can count on wild enthusiastic fucking when you are DPing her with your toy.

Keep it interesting, keep it fun, and end the line of Chads by being the best all-in-one fuck she could ever imagine.


Preemptive reply: to those who would say I'm a cuck for the DP and spit roast with the sex toy idea, I'll tell you to quit being an insecure bitch. If you think your special snowflake has never fantasized about fucking and sucking multiple dicks at the same time, you've got another thing coming. Most women might not actually want to do it (just like rape fantasizers don't acutally want to be raped), but they've become soaked when imagining Brad and Chad having their way with her. Instead of being a pussy, make the analogue of her most depraved fantasies come to life - no other real dick required. Be everything to her all-in-one, and instead of fantasizing about Brad and Chad, she'll fantasize about your sessions and cum begging you for more. Reap the benefits.

Edit: formatting (best I can do on mobile)