The Trope of the Beta Male Married Husband
59 upvotes | February 15, 2016 | by whinemoreplease
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I like browsing r/all sometimes. I'll usually find a couple of cute
animal videos to show my wife. Inevitably, some incredibly beta male
whining will always show up.

Case in point -
https://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/45taqf/my_wife_was_very_surprised_on_valentines_day_this/

Never once is it pointed out that the guys bitching about not getting
their dicks suck most likely aren't guys who's dicks are worth
sucking. Choreplay, begging, blah blah blah. These guys get married
and the first thing they decide to do is become incredibly
unattractive.

Which brings me to my point. The reason it's so easy to fuck married
women is the same reason it's so easy to fuck women with boyfriends.
When a woman is single, your competition is everyone. When a woman is
"committed", your competition is only 1 person. And I'd bet that that
1 person is most likely a gigantic boring turd. So when CH̶AD or
Senile CAD (shoutout to 60year old+) rocks up and decides he wants
her... holy shit. It's like eating Michelin star food after you've
been eating frozen dinners for the past 9 years.

Which brings me to my second point. If your wife is fucking someone
else or looking to fuck someone else, consider for a moment that
you're a guy that deserves to be cheated on. If your wife is as high
quality as you'll likely claim she is, then doesn't she deserve
someone better than the sad sack of shit that you are? Now, if you're
fucking awesome, then don't you deserve better than the lying,
cheating, ungrateful harpy that is your cuntbag? In which case, why
haven't you lawyered up yet? Because the truth of the matter is this,
it's more likely the former instead of the latter.

You, my dear anonymous reader, are most likely the type of guy that
deserves to be cheated on. Your wife, most likely, still for some god
forsaken reason is putting up with your weak shit. So when your wife
fucks another dude because you suck, why are you going to get all
pissy at your wife? Why aren't you pissy at yourself? "She promised!
Our vows!" you can whine. But I can guarantee you that her vows and
her promises weren't to the sad sack of shit you are, they were to the
great guy she thought she was going to marry. And I'm sure that your
vows weren't to the harpy piece of shit that sits on the couch and
eats potato chips all day either.

So take action. Either sit there, whine, mope, and complain about how
it's unfair. Or go put in the time, energy, and effort to be the guy
who isn't worth cheating on - the guy who can dump her ass and pick up
that slut Debby from next door no problemo while your wife gets her
shit out of your house.

TL;DR - MOST OF YOU GUYS DESERVE TO GET CHEATED ON.

Sidenote: tl;dr's devalue your efforts.
 
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