Picnics, massages, and doing the dishes... 38 upvotes | January 18, 2019 | by johneyapocalypse ------------------------- These are the true keys to success. Don't let the heathens here convince you otherwise. Life is short. Use it to.... * Do the dishes. * Mop the floor. * Tell your friends you're too busy to make it out for drinks. * Go back to school to become an artist, focusing on florals. The key to a woman's heart is to concentrate on chores, poetry, and the languages of love. Foot massages help, too. ------------------------- Archived from https://theredarchive.com/post/203662