Small Shampoo Bottle Thrown At My Head
12 upvotes | December 12, 2016 | by 470_2_700_nm
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So the other day I'm responding to Ex_Addict on some Ask MRP thread,
and smack I get hit in the head by an unknown object thrown at my
head. I'd like to share my experience and get some honest (brutal if
need be) feedback.

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TL/DR: WIFE THREW AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH HOTEL SHAMPOO BOTTLE, I
WANTED TO FREAK BUT HELD FRAME, CLOSED WITH HER LATER THAT DAY. NEXT
DAY GUESS WHAT? HEAVY SHIT TESTS RETURNED.

On the weekend our family was out of town with M&FIL as well as SIL
and nephew at a resort.

Kids are off playing happily in another room with nephew, I am taking
some time to myself reading and responding to a thread on Ask MRP.
Just then my wife gives me an order (which she is doing a lot lately,
not sure if main event is impending). I don't like a) her tone b) what
she is asking me to do and c) that this is the first private moment I
have taken since we arrived the day before. I ignore, and with in a
moment or two WHAP I get hit in the head with something. It hurts, and
I look up at my wife and she has this ":-O" look on her face as if it
surprised her as much as it did me. I then look down at the ground to
understand what it is (I don't actually find the shampoo bottle). I'm
pissed. It hurts, and it has been done intentionally. My gut reaction
is to get angry, ask WTF, and vent. But I'm in the MRP mode, and
without skipping a beat, I get up and walk calmly out of the suite
across the hall and into ours. I close the door and am alone. I finish
my reply to Ex_Addict, and pause to consider my next move. My head
still hurts and I want this girl to know she can't throw things at my
head. I now she knows she made a mistake. I also know by her ":-O"
face (and her gender) that she will not openly take ownership of the
fact that she did this on purpose. It just doesn't feel good to do
that for her. I decide with my head still hurting, to play the it
didn't hurt game. Kind of like if a dude punches you and you look back
at him and say is that all you've got?

So once I have composure, I walk back into the suite where everyone
else is just sitting down for a bite, and as I enter she says right
away "I didn't mean to hit you in the head". My regular self would
have retorted something, but I didn't say anything, I just locked eyes
with her. At this point she pulls her self in tight pressing her tits
against my chest and her pelvis against mine. She says again something
about "I didn't do it". I know she knows she did do it on purpose, and
I also know she knew full well there was a very good chance she would
hurt me. SHE MEANT TO. I'm OK with this, it was a fucking hotel
shampoo bottle, nothing big, but fuck my head is still smarting.

I take the moment to set boundaries. Simple, succinct, and to the
point. "You may not throw things at me" I say in front of my kids, her
parents, and my SIL / nephew. No one says a word, they all know I mean
it, and understand that the oldest kid in the house just got told.

I break the hold she has on me prematurely even though I want to hate
fuck her right there in front of everyone and am really enjoying those
tits and pussy pushed up against my body. She grabs some food and
starts talking about what there is to eat. Here is some meat, oh and
here is some cheese, and salad, and blah blah blah I stay somewhat
neutral, but still allow her to brush her tits against me. We finish
the meal, and I declare "the smaller children will never go for a nap
this afternoon" (I really just want them tired so they will sleep
early as apposed to the night before).

Nobody seems ready or motivated once the meal is finished and coffee
is done, so I announce suddenly "well I'm off to the pool". Why?
"Because the hot tub is awesome". I leave.

I'm in the hotub alone chatting up a SMV 1 or 2 below me and my wife's
SMV, and this gal enjoying it. She's out of town on a girls weekend,
and I know the wheels are spinning in her head. 10 minutes into the
chat my oldest comes poolside and asks me this or that. I say who are
you with? He says "mom". I know at this point mom has had a chance to
see me in the hot tub chatting. Out of town mom scatters sensing she's
in for some eyes from this guy's wife shortly, and moves into the main
pool. The rest of the family arrives, we swim, play, and later go out
for dinner.

Later that evening, kids are in bed, FIL asks women if they would like
a drink. The all say "mmm... noo...." and father in law sits down.
There is no whiskey there and I'm off carbs for the time being (Keto
is working quite well BTW, abs especially are starting to show signs).
So I don't want a drink, but I'm in the kitchen area already. I grab
three glasses, and pour a drink my wife just loves into all three on
ice. I walk over and hand a glass to everyone I know who will take one
my wife included. I follow it up with two more in the next hour.

A short time later we have all the kids sleeping, and we are brushing
teeth and getting ready for bed. I pull my dick out right there and
she's receptive. She starts out right away with a blowjob, and then I
fuck her hard like the slut she is for me - a good session.

So the next day I wake up and am going through my routine when I just
wake up, and I remind myself. This isn't over. I can't relax. I
reached no endpoint last night. Rather it was just part of the
journey. My old self would have thought "OK now that we have an
understanding everything will keep going well as it did last night".

And then yesterday happened, and somewhere about late afternoon the
heavier shit tests started again and some were passed well, and some
less well. Guess what: I wasn't in a position where she was clawing at
me to suck my dick and get fucked before I left the house for sports.
And guess what? That's MRP. There is always a lot of room for
improvement.

How did I do. Any suggestions?
 
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