Even my mom has beta orbiters
146 upvotes | February 5, 2019 | by new2019throwaway-
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It kind of blows my mind . This guy has been orbiting my mom since hs
28 years ago . My mother recently got a whole new Furniture set but
her house is getting remodeled so we couldn’t take it Through front
we had to carry everything to the narrow ass basement and out the
other end/ exit then bring the new shit in through the basement and
carry it up the steps after . And this guy is helping me lift
everything telling me how they met in hs blah blah orbit behavior blah
blah and he’s breaking his back for no reason . If some chick from
hs called me to help her move shit I would laugh and hang up . 28
years later this guy is killing himself . And this furniture wasn’t
a piece of cake . I lift 4-5 times a week and was defeated by this
task . 6 days ago and this is the first day my body wasn’t sore. For
conversational purposes I’ll be honest my mom is a 4 . Seems like
every women has orbiters right ?

TLDR: moms orbiters

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