Good news everyone, I am NOT the Father. 738 upvotes | January 23, 2015 | by Archdemonic ------------------------- Rather recently, an ex called me up telling me she was pregnant, she insisted that she knew I was the father of this aforementioned child. She was rather adamant I was the father. I asked her for a paternity test to be certain, it took some persuasion, she insisted, "It's not necessary, I know it's you, you're the father." Eventually I convinced her to see if her claims were true. The paternity test concluded that I was _not_ the biological father. She was honestly in hysterics, she claimed I cheated the test to get out of paying child support. Honestly, this sort of behavior was why I discarded her. The child is not biologically mine, but she claims I should still help her out financially because she's, "Tight on cash." Honestly I know she's tight on cash, because she liked to spend my money. I earn fairly good money, because I work hard and because I don't spend it like a simpleton. It's not a hard concept, I feel sorry for her child, it seems like they will have a rather difficult childhood. Oh, well, they are not mine so it is none of my concern. ------------------------- Archived from https://theredarchive.com/post/28280