Cuddleslut 113 upvotes | December 11, 2019 | by Steely_D ------------------------- You expected the title to be in reference to a girl, but it's me. I like cuddling. I'm honest. I am not a rich man or a super player. I'm just a bit obsessive with one-track minded pursuits. This year I made a point to step out of monk mode and apply my autism to putting in more numbers to do a bit better with women this year. No hard goals, just wanted to try my hand at more casual sex. Did alright, just got gonorrhea and herpes. Think I might have also gotten HepA from eating ass but it's unclear, but I won't be in a rush to do it again. Bit of a Pyrrhic victory there but that's the law of equivalent exchange. In any case, my priorities now have shifted from just wanting to bang all the vaginas. I want to be a better man. I want to make more money. I don't want a girlfriend or any more diseases yet. I hooked up with this Chinese chick who I vibe with pretty well as long as we don't talk too long, but I definitely wouldn't want to commit to. I'd say she's an HB6.5. I've had my share of whambam thank ya mams and ghost, but some nights I just want to cuddle. I don't know, I just like high quality cuddling. It makes me nice in a place that's not my penis. Sounds a bit gay but it's fine because I lift and take shirtless pictures, so I was already a bit of a homo. I don't want to buy a body pillow, it's much cheaper this way. LTRs sound like too much work and sex is just sex. Anyone can get that. I like squeezing something warm and human shaped that doesn't make too much noise at night. Not all cuddlers are made equal either, some are just bad. Some you just want out of there as soon as you bust. This is a good one. Anybody else have a cuddle plate or am I gonna be the only one who does this? Are there rules that apply to maintenance? Is it enough to be just beta enough to keep the cuddling going with one particular chick without necessarily needing sex or commitment? That'd be ideal ------------------------- Archived from https://theredarchive.com/post/298759